Ok, so I woke up in this strange pile of gold, surrounded by cave. I don't know how I got here, but I remember going berserk on the weed farmers in Level 420, and then eating their entire patch, knocking me unconscious. Now I'm stuck here, great.
I climbed over the mountain of gold, and what I saw was more gold, along with some stalactites and stalagmites hanging around everywhere. I know I must be careful.
Ok so I just realized that this place has absolutely no internet. I know that for a fact because i checked my phone, so I guess I have to use my fitbit to figure out what time it is, and how many miles I gone. it seems I went .5 miles so far, about a kilometer.
Ok so now I have walked 1.7 miles by the time of writing this, and it's about night time, 6pm to be exact, but the cave is still looks day as hell, so I guess I won't be sleeping tonight.
I set up a fire to cook my meals on. It's not much, but it's all I got for now, until i get to a new level.
Now I will spend the rest of the night walking