Alabama : why are ### rates so high?
Alaska : Russia but its actually the USA
Arizona : day-light sav-ings!
Arkansas : pirated version of kansas
California : wE HAve mORe PEopLe iN LA thAn WYoMIng
Colorado : jamaica
Connecticut : gossip gossip gossip
Delaware : atleast its original
Florida : gray still plays the piano on gators
Georgia : HEY Y'ALL
Hawaii : perfect vacation to hell
Idaho : p o t a t o
Illinois : THE SIMPSONS
Indiana : salty version of India
Iowa : too not flat
Kansas : not pirated
Kentucky : fried chicken
Louisiana : ya like jazz? (also my home state)
Maine : the state that everyone forgets
Maryland : the land of dc
Massachusetts : im not gay greg.
Michigan : grabbing a dog with a mitten
Minnesota : sota but its mini
Mississippi : banned slavery in 2013!
Missouri : it lives up to its name
Montana : face state
Nebraska : maine 2.0
Nevada : it all started after the raid..
New Hampshire : hampshire but new
New Jersey : welcome to new jersey, kid
New Mexico : BRAND NEW AVOCADOS FROM MEXICO
New York : its an albany expression
North Carolina : carolina but north
North Dakota : dakota but north
Ohio : rawr
Oklahoma : pan
Pennsylvania : pencil technically owns it
Rhode Island : how tf does this have more than a million people
South Carolina : carolina but south
South Dakota : 4 heads
Tennessee : my great grandpa died here
Texas : YEEEEE HAAAAWWWW
Utah : salty
Vermont : maine 3.0
Virginia : fortnite islands but its a state
Washington : why
West Virginia : MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAAA
Wisconsin : wtf is this
Wyoming : *cricket noises*
thank you