Hey, remember that axolotl option I put on one of my character polls?
No. No you don't.
List of things the axolotl man will do:
say literally nothing (he has social anxiety)
eat all of your freeze-dried fruits
pet
stuff
create new rooms in your house that don't obey the law of conservation of mass
stare into your soul
watch you sleep
steal your memes
this is derek's fault