ENTRY 5 : Launching ivans this way, Yes in this hotel in the past.
WOOO! It's a shitty ass hotel from 300 years ago!
Yeah, There'll probably be EATEOT here and i have PTSD from that shit.
I'm out,
ENTRY 6 : I'll reply with yes when someone asks me if i'm fucking blind.
Yay! I'm fucking blind. And i don't have anything to say.
Out of here.
ENTRY 7 : Fuck you, Quantum Immortality. (POORLY DRAWN MIDDLE FINGER HERE)
WOO! Quantum immortality! That's fucking bullshit.
Also, Stepping in liquid nitrogen, People with foot fetishes would love seeing feet with what? Fucking frostbite? Brain not working? Hello?
Goodbye.
Entry 8 : Someone drop a road roller on my skull.
Hi again, Welcome to cave, We have shit, Nyctophobia and other shit.
I'm dissapointed i didn't bring torches and a 'diamond pickaxe' because i would love to gain autism.
Entry 9 : Home but it's not home and i want to fucking die.
I'll probably live here.
Just kidding, This is shit, I don't even have fucking ikea furniture for free? How the fuck am i gonna live here? Also i have no crimes to commit.