We are the United Backrooms Authority. We are the government of the backrooms. We have been given the sacred task of bringing order to the backrooms. Other groups such as the Backrooms Colonists, OFSEB, and The Society are usurpers. Only the UBA was given the right the to rule.
Join us as we bring order to the backrooms. Our glorious leader, the Supreme Grand commander, He will lead us into victory. It is by His might that should succeed. We are the Chosen. Conquest is our right. We know because They told us.
Join us.