Hello everyone, I would like to apologize for my behavior today. Today I have been burning down buildings in Level 11 and been sending people to Level Hell, where they have to listen to the Italian version of the song "I'm A Gummy Bear" for 5 years straight. Also, I have been racist to trees, I have been going "haha, you so black" to them. Do you guys know who Lebron James is, well he is actually an entity from the backrooms. He spawned from a portal in Level 666, where a girl had a manifestation, where she was afraid of basketball players with terrible hairlines, but that's off-topic. I also apologize for stealing people's girlfriends, but I mean, who can resist such a beautiful guy. Look at my selfie:
This is a photo of the girl I stole from someone.
I had to steal his girl, I'm Mr.StealYoGirl. I doubt anyone is gonna read this, and if you do, I'm sorry...