Yeah and that was way back then.
1. Welcome to Camp Navarro. So you're the new replacement... You're out of uniform, soldier! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?
2. Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot? The truth is you've lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment. That sum is gonna come out of your pay. And you remain in this man's army until you're 510 years old, which is the number if years it will take for you to pay for a Mark 2 Power Combat Armor you have lost! Report to the armory and have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private! Dismissed!
3. Those paper-shuffling jackasses! How the hell do they expect me to run this unit if they keep shortchanging me on supplies! Double-time it over to the armory and get your issue, then report back to me! DISMISSED!
4. Soldier, you're still out of uniform. I gave you direct order to report to supplies and get your issue. NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER!
5. This is the second time you're caught without uniform, soldier! THERE WILL NOT BE A THIRD!
6. Excellent! You're in uniform now, so I'm gonna give you a rare opportunity. We're gonna start it over, as if I never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier?
7. Welcome to Camp Navarro. A civilian! How in the hell did the civilian get on this base? I'll have someone's ass for dinner! Get the civilian off government property!
8. Well I'll be damned! I had a bunch of you escorted off this base, and here you are again. I don't think you're civilians after all. More than likely you're all spies! Sound the alarm and execute these maggots!
9. Oh, lovely! They've sent me a mo-ron! Listen closely: you'll stand guard at the hangar. This is your duty post. You'll go there now and stay on guard until told otherwise. Now move it, soldier!
Why
I felt like it
I 👀👁 live 😩 walking 🚶🏼 distance 🚢 from my local 🍊 police 👮 department 🏢. If another 🔄 person 👨 uses 😏😁😆 my NFT without 🚫 my consent ✅ I 👁 will report 📄 them immediately 👇. This is MY PROPERTY 🏡. The transaction 🤪😖 has be verified 💧 scientifically 👨🔬 on 🔛 the block 🏘 chain ⛓. Anyone 🙋 who violates 🚫 my NFT rights ✔ will pay 💰 the price 💲
Buddy 👬, you ☝👈 have no 🚫 idea 🤔💭 who you 👉 are messing 🐍 with. I 👁 have made 👑 a ridiculous 😡😤 amount 💯 of money 💰💴 in crypto/NFTs and I 👁 have the best 👌 lawyers ⚖. If you ‼👉🏻 don’t remove ❌🎓🔁 my NFT as your 👉😩 profile 👤😳 picture 🖼 you’re going 🏃 to regret 😔 it. When 🍑 you 👉🏼 steal 💰 someone’s property 🏡 you 👉 get 🔟 punished 🙄. Watch 👀 out.
You think it’s funny to take scweenshots of peopwe’s NFTs, huh? You must be a vewy immatuwe pewson to steaw someonye’s pwopewty that they PAID fow. Yeah, I said it. You’we the kind of pewson who thinks that pwopewty theft (a sewiouswy iwwegaw offence) is a joke. I don’t even knyow why you took that scweenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dowwaws fow it. I did. The bwockchain doesn’t wie. Even if you twy to save it, it’s my pwopewty. You’we just angwy that you couwdn’t affowd this pwicewess mastewpiece. Even if you couwd, youw fingews couwdn’t even cwick fast enyough to get onye of the 10000 NFTs sowd. You’we just mad you don’t own what I own.
So, dewete that scweenshot, ow I sweaw, you’ww be heawing fwom my wawyews.
Don't have any? You expect me to bewieve that, maggot? The twuth is you've wost an expensive piece of awmy issue equipment. That sum is gonnya come out of youw pay. And you wemain in this man's awmy untiw you'we 510 yeaws owd, which is the nyumbew if yeaws it wiww take fow you to pay fow a Mawk 2 Powew Combat Awmow you have wost ;;w;; Wepowt to the awmowy and have a nyew suit issued to you, then wepowt back to me, pwivate ;;w;; Dismissed ;;w;;
I have screenshotted a nft
Ya cant end me ya cheeky tart
I will send pikmin to ur house and u die
The end
Cheeky tart
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