Hello there. I see you seem to be stressed, or in need of help. Why not take a rest at Level 5, or what you guys call it “Terror Hotel.” We’ve got food, a casino, a pool, friendly staff, and everything you need to take a break from the dangers. We have many rooms, halls, and corridors, so feel free to look around! If you really enjoy your stay, then tip us at the front desk! We have fine, classical luxury rooms waiting for you, so what ARE you waiting for? Book a stay for just 5 dollars!
Staff Board
The “Beast” (Manager)
The Butler (Butler, duh!)
The Comedian (a comedian, of course!)
Miss Snipee Sniper (security)
The Musician (our talented musician)
The Keeper (controls the deathmoth population)
Have a nice day! Make sure to drop by sometime!
Reviews:
”Never coming back again. One of the staff wouldn’t let me leave! I had to sneak out and it took too much planning!”
”That fucking beast wouldn’t leave me alone! I felt as if he was watching me!”
“The rooms looked torn up.”
”Creeeepy and outdated.”
”I just wanted to leave and was nearly killed by a purple haired entity for noclipping through a wall!”