Not a movie, but a TV show:
Man is very slow and bullied, gets struck by lightning, takes a 9 month nap, runs really fast, doesn't tell his crush (which is also his adoptive step-sister,) tells his crush in another timeline, kisses his crush in the normal timeline, is rejected by crush, and causes the death of crush's fiance.
@Jorpis2 Thats incredibly suspicious
Pikmin: Olimar crashes on pnf-404 and has 30 days to find 30 parts he then find pikmin and then his ship can fly in the sky then olimar beats up stupid enimies* that do shit and then olimar gets every part back and says " fucc u " to da final boss and shoves 500 bomb rocks in his throat and then dies and then olimar gets da final part and then leaves pnf-404 successfully
Pikmin 2: Olimar goes to hocotate and finds out they have no money cuz dumbass louie ate all of the golden pikpik carrots and then olimar drop T R E A S U R E that new ship grab and then olimar and louie go to pnf-404 again and then repay debt only to find out that louie got left behind
Fucc u louie
Anyways president also goes to pnf-404 with olimar and sell louie's life savings (10 pokos)
Pikmin 3: 3 captians go to pnf-404 to save a planet and grab fruit but then ship crash
Then they get bacc together and then go collecc F R U I T then dumbass louie steals all of the juice and then alph brittany and charlie go and take louie back
Anyways olimar is being taken care of some gold thing monster whatever and it loves olimar and brittany steals olimar and then the gold thing C O N S U M E S olimar and epic fight goes down
Alph brittany charlie louie and olimar escape pnf-404
The end
Pedo clown eats kid then eats more kids then group of homos fight pedo clown pedo clown "dies"
Kids go to train station and find another world
Person that works at a chocolate factory kills kids
Epic horse guy use science to increase lifespan of like 3/4 of humanity to 30 years, and then edgy kid becomes big and everyone dies. Then, now that everyone is dead, edgy kid starts a coup and everyone dies again.
Game plots now?
Florida man kills Florida Man´s pets, sentient nuke, and car mechanic.
Florida man kills the moon
Florida man kills god with his pet dinosaur
Inmate escapes prison, brutally murders an entire population of people, then gets clowned on by some random immortal people with proximity explosives who then use said proximity explosives to transcend reality by unplugging themselves from the matrix
Depressed person watches all of their friends die and slowly goes insane
Small child becomes god and forces literally everyone around them to love them through latent powers that bend time and reality itself, trapping everyone in a timeloop followed by infinite stasis
Goat kill man oh noooo
2 gods fite and go ¨oops theres human now¨ and the humans are actually pretty chill but then these fucking roblox characters come in and steal all their shit after they got magic nuked by a cat and then eldritch gods called ¨Devs¨ fuck over the roblox characters.
Guy sit in chair, doesn´t like chair, gets friend to murder him because he´s too lazy to get up.
There´s a fire now, and 4 people found souls and one of them is extremely narcissistic and scared of dying ohh no and then 2 of them died in stupid ways and 1 become extremely forgettable and then everything went to shit and narcissistic guy killed himself just to put everyone in pain and then his dumbass son started a rumour and now literally nobody can die and someone has to go kill themself so that the world doesn´t end. Ideally, the next person goes ¨lmao fuck that¨ and becomes the dark lord which is metal as fuck and the least dick move in this scenario but canononically people kill themselves until eventually government propaganda happens and now everything is bad. 2k years after the government dies, people finally decided to stop killing themselves and this one guy destroys the world
You are snake
Small child is being controlled, does not want to die.
The smurfs go to war with furries and an endless stalemate starts turning the entire world into a depressing wasteland
Emotionless child insect thing tries to murder their older brother but faces difficulty, ends up killing a giant moth instead.
Literal just furry porn why would you play this
4th wall break!!11!! oh noo!! I thought porn gaem!
Earth dies, bunch of bullshit happens.
Dumbass almost accidentally blows up the universe
A bunch of gods and eldritch beings created this cruel world but they all get trumped by some kid who downloaded synapseX while they just watch and now everyone does nothing but listen to rap and die
Helicopter go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Satanic wizard goes on quest for wealth, accidentally builds nuke machine and the entire world is buzzsaws now and also you´re dead
Rigged dancing competition
Pikmin lore
Never growing boy sends 3 kids to a island.
What do you think?