Very strange page. The basic idea is good, but it needs more work. You didn’t explain what the side effects were, which made the page confusing. The most confusing thing though was that the cake recipe was completely non-anomalous. That gave off the impression that the only harmful thing about the cake was that it had uranium in it. But why would allergies to liquid pain help with uranium poisoning? Also, eating uranium would probably be fatal in all cases.