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I...
Why... how did I get here? Puppeteer? Is that you?
How am I here? WHY am I here?
Oh, Ethan, what a pleasure it is to see you here! But to come this late at night, E66 has already gone to sleep in one of the Beach Hotels in Area-3!
I... you didn't answer any of my 2 questions.
Oh, sorry about that! First, you got here by pressing the button. Second, WHY? You saved yourself from being devoured by Scratchers. You somehow no-clipped into... lets just say the "forbidden" Area. Then the Scratchers were putting their fingers into your eyes, and in desperation you pressed the button. That's why.
Huh. Okay... I-
*insert annoying ringtone here*
Wait.
Yeah?
...
Sure. For what?
...
Peas? Okay...
Hey, Puppeteer! Can I go trade with someone in Level -0?
Sure. Use the tablet. It lets you get to any Level.
-The mic is muted for a few seconds-
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