TEST TYPE: INFUSION OF SMILER, PARTYGOER, DEATH RAT, AND MIND CONTROLLER DNA/BIOMASS WITH A HUMAN
TEST QUESTION: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE WOULD INJECT A HUMAN WITH SMILER, PARTYGOER, DEATH RAT, AND MIND CONTROLLER DNA/BIOMASS?
WARINING!
THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS EXPERIMENT!
12:23: Human Volunteer has been injected with the doses.
12:25: Human Volunteer has died from a heart attack.
This didn't work. We need something extra... Send it.
ATTEMPT #2
12:46: Human Volunteer has been injected with the doses, and a Stabiliser developed by another Research Team and the CEO.
12:48: Human Volunteer has not died yet.
12:59: Human Volunteer is finally showing signs of the injections.
13:03: Human Volunteer starts to shake. What look like iron spikes or hooks sprout out of their arms. Their skin starts to become yellowish.
13:15: Human Volunteer's Face starts to curl. They look like they have a Smiler's Smile.
14:07: After a good hour, the Human Volunteer has taken on many physical and psycological attributes of the DNA they were injected with.
TEST SUCCSESSFUL. THE FIRST OF THE ARMY HAS BEEN CREATED.
THE CEO WILL BE PLEASED.