First we have the dullers
Me: bruh where am i? am im in the house of doom?
Me: what the who the fuck are you
Duller: Hello Poley~
Me: how do you know my name-
*Duller chase theme start to play
Me: OH FUCK NO-
Now we have the Futakuchi
Me: oh, im in the 2nd level, i have to be the most lucky person to escape
Futakuchi: hello, can i be your friend?
Me: bro you can't wander around the levels asking people if you can join your colony you lil..
Me: uhhh lil...
Me: Lil Fitakushi Amno? idk how to speak japanese lol
Futakuchi: that was very rude, you must be PUNISHED
Me: OH FUCK YOU'RE THAT ONE ENTITY WITH 2 MOUTHS-
Futakuchi: you dont say, so can i be your friend?
Me: i know this one, WHAT ABOUT NO????????
Futakuchi: my poor eardrums qwp
Me: ight imma head out