This Log was commissioned to study the creation of Partygoer hosts.
It is unknown how hosts are created and this unmanned expedition was commissioned to study the process. A still classified device has gathered audio data and a Radio detection 3d scan of the room the host conversion took place in.
Log start 0:00:01
A partygoer is brought into the presence of a Host who is sanctioning the conversion. A total of 16 accompanying other partygoers are present for the ritual. Visual feed of the event was cut off by the ritual, the partygoers doused all light sources in the room. 3d radio detection remained active.
Log: party 0:00:23
When all light was eliminated the 16 accompanying partygoers brought out what is presumed to be partygoer food, and started dancing, the host-candidate partygoer participated in this.
Log: preparation 0:54:32
Half of The partygoers ceased their movement entirely, 8 of the accompanying 16 brought out tables and chairs from another room.
The previous 8 stopped moving and the remaining 8 sat at the tables.
Log: singing 1:02:04
The 8 seated partygoers singed a warped and distorted version of "happy birthday" twice. While the remaining 8 lit and distributed candles amongst themselves. (visual contact was reestablished, albeit dim.)
Log: cannibalism 1:08:12
The 8 partygoers who lit candles sat on the tables while the host candidate sitting ate all 8 of the partygoers, blowing out their candles first. The host candidate swelled in size considerably and grew labored in its movements.
Log: carried away 6:48:51
After the host candidate consumed the 8 partygoers the remaining 8 placed a contraption underneath the chair of the new host and carried the new host out of the room away from the listening device. The old host present never showed any physical signs of activity.