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After our 3rd war with the Major Explorer Group, we find ourselves back with more issues, anomalies, and chaos spread throughout the backrooms, but I don't wish to end this war as I did last time.
Some of my personnel have asked; 'Why are we at war again?', 'When will we finally resolve our conflicts?', and all I have to say to that is, some people never change, our truce with the M.E.G. was only temporary, all they wanted was to replan and rebuild an army to attack us.
Smart thinking.
The difference though, is that us, the Chaos Prevention Agency, are more powerful than ever, we have multiple allies on our side, we have expanded our technology, and we have hope.
I'll be throwing this tape recorder down into my desk in the meantime, it serves as a distraction, an escapism, and as a drug to my mind.
Goodbye, for now, if anyone needs anything...
You know where to find me.
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