You know, s*x is great, but have you ever wondered go to your school bathroom but then you realize that you got no toilet paper?
Then you see a very tall figure with an red cape asking you: "blue paper or red paper?"
If you choose red, he will stab you until death
If you choose blue, he will hang you until your face becomes blue
If you don't choose, he will go away depending on your luck
If you choose yellow, he will throw you into the toilet, but you will survive
If you choose another color (like green) with an attempt to confuse him, you will be sucked into the underworld
(Btw his name is Aka Manto)