"So as of current, we don't have much info about the Conductor, but despite this, we have learned many useful information worth publishing. However, we still have many unanswered questions which is exactly why we have created these logs, so we can catalogue our Questions and Answers."
- Researcher Walter Clement Williams
This log has been compiled by M.E.G. researchers to get to known better the Conductor, but also to try and find out more useful information about the Backrooms.
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Researcher Walter Williams: Hello, are you the Conductor?
The Conductor: That is correct, sir.
Researcher Walter Williams: Do you mind answering some questions?
The Conductor: Absolutely not.
Researcher Walter Williams: Good, so let me start by asking you: how can I leave the Backrooms?
The Conductor: Sorry, but the answer to that is beyond my knowledge.
Researcher Walter Williams: That is fine... may I ask you then, what are the Backrooms?
The Conductor: Sorry, I cannot give you a proper answer.
Researcher Walter Williams: No problem. Do you happen to know Entity 1964?
The Conductor: Yes, the Mustang which childishly rams into buildings, not caring about anything in sight whilst cussing out immaturely at everything around it? Yes I've known it. It is a good vehicle with a bad reputation of causing destruction wherever it goes, I would not recommend going near it.
Researcher Walter Williams: Thank you for your time.
The Conductor: No problem.
<End>
This log has been compiled by M.E.G. researchers to craft further knowledge about the Conductor's knowledge.
<Commence>
Researcher Walter Williams: So we meet once again...
The Conductor: Glad to see you.
Researcher Walter Williams: Do you mind answering some other questions?
The Conductor: Go on.
Researcher Walter Williams: Do you happen to know who Jerry is?
The Conductor: I'm afraid the answer to that question is beyond my knowledge.
Researcher Walter Williams: It's fine, why don't we switch the subject?
The Conductor: I'm listening.
Researcher Walter Williams: Do you like trains?
The Conductor: Yes, I do.
Researcher Walter Williams: What is your favourite type of train?
The Conductor: Steam engines.
Researcher Walter Williams: Is this train we are in right now a steam engine?
The Conductor: Yes sir.
Researcher Walter Williams: Very nice, have a safe trip.
The Conductor: Thank you, have a nice day.
<End>
