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Entity Number: 3rd grade

Habitat: backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Level_Fun and backrooms.fandom.com/wiki/Partygoers

Description

The Funny Cardboard Men primarily take the form of nine year olds on fandom.com, but we all know they aren't human. These children typically have a lack of a father figure and possibly are adopted. They can transcend into The Frontrooms as well as this wiki, and can commonly be found in Kindergarten. They also can be uncommonly found in Middle School.

Biology

The Funny Cardboard Men's online personas resemble the popular Backrooms entity, Partygoers. Their Kindergarten forms tend to have a buzz-cut and commonly cuss out their superiors using language such as "freak" and "crap". Some of them have biological deformities such as a malformed face or hand.

Their middle school forms have died hair and constantly are buying new phones. They tend to be on technology for at least 50-60% of the day using Twitter and playing Roblox. They get mad at anyone who disagrees with their opinions, and tend to attack with a butter knife when angered. They have location-finding abilities and can extract the exact location of anyone who angers them. Their alternative method of attack includes mentally torturing subjects on social media. This can include posting cringe and spam-messaging children younger than them. The results of this kind of attack tend to be the spreading of the infection that generates their abilities.

The main way that Funny Cardboard Men are generated is by getting infected by "The Partygoer Paradox".

Discovery

They were first discovered in the comment sections of Backrooms Fandom pages, pretending to be a Partygoer and typically ending a comment with =), which is the Partygoer's signature. They were first seen attempting to convert civilians into Funny Cardboard Men. These attacks seemed to fail, but ended with a long-term spread of the disease.

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