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Contents
- 1 EMPLOYEE-RESTRICTED ITEM ARCHIVES
- 1.1 OBJ 013 - TIPIAM
- 1.2 OBJ 024 - GRASS OF IMPOSSIBILITY
- 1.3 ENT 025 - TWENTY-FIVE
- 1.4 OBJ 033 - THE LEMMING'S FOOT
- 1.5 OBJ 040 - WINE OF HEARTS
- 1.6 ENT 056 - SPOREOCLAM
- 1.7 OBJ 057 - THE ENTITY CRYSTAL
- 1.8 OBJ 064 - THE WARPINATORTRON 12000
- 1.9 OBJ 069 - THUMUODUOASPERBIN (TDA)
- 1.10 ENT 073 - THE GREAT ENNEACONTAGON
EMPLOYEE-RESTRICTED ITEM ARCHIVES
Welcome to the EMPLOYEE-RESTRICTED ITEM ARCHIVES, Gary. This portion of the Official I.T.H Employee Page is meant to record and archive various items and entities discovered by the I.T.H. The archives were destroyed in 2016, with only a few entries being recovered. This means that some entries have some data removed entirely, due to the flawed recovery process.
OBJ 013 - TIPIAM
OBJ 013, ALSO KNOWN AS "TIPIAM", IS AN EXTREMELY DENSE, CONDUCTIVE MATERIAL. LOG 031'S DENSITY CAN REACH UP TO FIFTY GRAMS PER CUBIC CENTIMETRE, OVER TWO TIMES THAT OF OSMIUM, WHICH IS THE DENSEST MATERIAL KNOWN TO MAN. OBJ 013 WAS DISCOVERED OFF OF AN UNKNOWN DECEASED PERSON, SOMEWHERE IN LEVEL 8.
OBJ 024 - GRASS OF IMPOSSIBILITY
OBJ 024, ALSO KNOWN AS "GRASS OF IMPOSSIBILITY", APPEARS TO BE REGULAR BLADES OF GRASS, EXCEPT THAT IT, ON THE MOHS SCALE, HAS A HARDNESS OF AROUND FOUR-HUNDRED. IT IS UNKNOWN HOW IT IS ABLE TO ACHIEVE THIS UTTERLY EXTREME, SEEMINGLY IMPOSSIBLE HARDNESS. OBJ 024'S ORIGINAL PLACE OF DISCOVERY IS UNKNOWN.
ENT 025 - TWENTY-FIVE
ENT 025, ALSO KNOWN AS "TWENTY-FIVE", APPEARS TO BE A FLAT PIECE OF MARBLE, WITH THE NUMBER TWENTY-FIVE IMPRINTED ONTO IT. ENT 025 IS ROUGHLY FOUR FEET WIDE, AND FOUR FEET TALL. ENT 025 INDUCES EXTREME AMOUNTS OF FEAR WITHIN ANYONE WITHIN A 10 METRE RADIUS, INCLUDING ENTITIES.
OBJ 033 - THE LEMMING'S FOOT
OBJ 033, ALSO KNOWN AS "THE LEMMING'S FOOT", APPEARS TO BE A FOOT BELONGING TO A SPECIMEN OF LEMMUS LEMMUS, COMMONLY KNOWN AS A LEMMING. OBJ 033, WHEN HELD, WILL, AFTER TWO MINUTES, CAUSE THE HOLDER TO GO CATATONIC, AND SUDDENLY BECOME SUICIDAL. THE HOLDER OF OBJ 033 WILL THEN ATTEMPT TO KILL THEMSELF BY VARIOUS MEANS. OBJ 033 WAS FOUND OFF OF A CORPSE BELONGING TO AN UNKNOWN PERSON IN LEVEL 1. THE ACQUIRY OF OBJ 033 LEAD TO THE DEATHS OF THREE I.T.H EMPLOYEES.
OBJ 040 - WINE OF HEARTS
OBJ 040, ALSO KNOWN AS "WINE OF HEARTS", IS AN ALCOHOLIC APHRODISIAC, WITH A STRONG TASTE, ASWELL AS REPORTEDLY TASTING EXTREMELY SALTY WHEN INGESTED IN AMOUNTS LARGER THAN SIX-HUNDRED MILLILITRES. OBJ 040 IS ALSO OCCASIONALLY KNOWN TO CAUSE HYSTERIA WHEN INGESTED. OBJ 040 ALSO CAUSES HEART PALPATATIONS AROUND FIVE MINUTES AFTER INGESTION, AND CAN CAUSE A LETHAL HEART ATTACK, AND OR STROKE AFTER APPROX. THIRTY MINUTES AFTER INGESTION.
ENT 056 - SPOREOCLAM
ENT 056, ALSO KNOWN AS "SPOREOCLAM", APPEARS TO BE A LARGE CLAM, MEASURING UP TO SEVEN FEET LARGE. ENT 056'S BITE FORCE IS ABOUT FOURTY-FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS PER SQUARE INCH. ENT 056 CAN RELEASE SPORES THROUGH A CAVITY LOCATED WITHIN ITS TOP SHELL, RELEASING UP TO TWO TONS OF SPORES OVER THE COURSE OF THEIR THREE-WEEK-LONG MATING SEASON. ENT 056 IS ASEXUAL, WITH THEIR SEMEN BEING CONTAINED WITHIN MEMBRANES IN THEIR SPORES. ENT 056 ALSO POSSESSES MAMMALIAN PROPERTIES. ENTITY 056 WAS DISCOVERED IN LEVEL PHI.
OBJ 057 - THE ENTITY CRYSTAL
OBJ 057, OR "THE ENTITY CRYSTAL", APPEARS TO BE A CRYSTALINE OBJECT. OBJ 057 SPAWNS ENTITIES DEPENDING ON HOW FAST YOU SET IT TO BE, IT SPAWNS ANY ENTITIES, FROM PARTYGOERS TO EVEN THE THING ON LEVEL 7. THE [REDACTED] ARE CURRENTLY USING THIS TO TEST THEIR NEW WEAPONS, HOWEVER, THIS CAUSED LEVEL 11 TO BECOME SUDDENLY DANGEROUS AND FULL OF ENTITIES AFTER AN ERROR IN THE CRYSTAL.
OBJ 064 - THE WARPINATORTRON 12000
OBJ 064, ALSO KNOWN AS "THE WARPINATORTRON 12000" APPEARS TO BE A MODIFIED CARKEY, EMITTING A LOW HUM. OBJ 064 HAS A SMALL DISPLAY, SEEMINGLY DISPLAYING A MAP OF THE LOCAL AREA WITHIN A SUPPOSED 1.2 MILE LARGE CIRCULAR PERIMETER. A BLACK STYLUS IS PROVIDED WITH OBJ 064, AND TAPPING IT ON OBJ 064'S DISPLAY WILL CAUSE YOU TO SPONTANEOUSLY TELEPORT TO THE SELECTED AREA ON THE DISPLAY. IF THIS AREA DOES NOT CONTAIN ANYTHING TO STAND ON, YOU WILL NOT BE TELEPORTED, AND INSTEAD, A NOTICE WILL BE DISPLAYED ON THE SCREEN, WARNING THAT THE SELECTED AREA IS "UNSAFE". OBJ 064 WAS DISCOVERED IN EITHER LEVEL 0 OR LEVEL 0.2.
OBJ 069 - THUMUODUOASPERBIN (TDA)
OBJ 069, OR "THUMUODUOASPERBIN", ALSO SPELT AS "TDA", APPEARS TO BE MEDICATION. OBJ 069, WHEN INGESTED ORALLY, WILL ENTIRELY DISRUPT PAIN SIGNALS, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO FEEL PAIN FOR ~120 MINUTES. OBJ 069 ALSO SEEMS TO WEAKEN BONES AND MUSCLES WHEN INGESTED, ALSO FOR ~120 MINUTES. OBJ 069 WAS DISCOVERED OFF OF A DECEASED CORPSE IN LEVEL 11, WHO MOST LIKELY OVERDOSED ON OBJ 069, DUE TO THE FACT THAT, IN LARGE AMOUNTS, OBJ 069 WILL CAUSE A SEIZURE. THESE LAST FOR 3-48 HOURS.
ENT 073 - THE GREAT ENNEACONTAGON
ENT 073, ALSO KNOWN AS "THE GREAT ENNEACONTAGON", SEEMS TO BE A DEITY WORSHIPPED BY VARIOUS SMALL COMMUNITIES IN THE BACKROOMS. ENT 073 HAS ALLEGEDLY PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED ITSELF, BUT THESE ARE CONSIDERED HALLUCINATIONS. AS ENT 073 HAS BEEN KNOWN TO MANIFEST ITSELF WITHIN WANDERERS MINDS AT RANDOM. ENT 073 IS CONSIDERED HARMLESS. EVERY WANDERER WHO'S CLAIMED TO BE A DEVOUT WORSHIPPER OF ENT 073 HAVE ALL REPORTED THE SAME THINGS THAT ENT 073 HAS APPARENTLY DONE TO THEM, DESPITE BEING SEPERATED BETWEEN VARIOUS LEVELS AND NEVER COMING IN CONTACT WITH ONE ANOTHER, UNLESS THEY WERE ALL IN A GROUP PREVIOUSLY.
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