Accessed August 7, 2013. Property of the M.E.G. is to be left alone.
<Begin Log>
Person 1: Hello? Anyone there? This doesn't look like our home...
Person 2: Oh, there you are. We were waiting for you. We just wanted to do a little surprise party, so we redecorated the home, giving it a fresh, futuristic look! Hope you like it!
Person 1: Huh. House looks... mildly different from the last time I saw it. Seems like the walls moved.
Person 2: That's because they did! You've got a keen eye, mister! We called our construction crew to renovate. Like what you see?
Person 1: I don't understand. How did you do this? I was only away from work for two hours.
Person 2: Two? No, this project took months.
Person 1: But how did you...
Person 2: You were gone for a whole year, [REDACTED].
Person 1: I wasn't. I just left this same house hours ago. What are you talking abo-
Person 2: Time is power, [REDACTED]. This project didn't take long.
Person 1: I'm skeptical.
Person 2: You should be. They'll arrive in approximately 30 minutes. Hold tight until then.
Person 1: Who's "they"?
Person 2: You'll know in 30 minutes.
<End Log>
You'll understand. Just be patient.
