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Note: This level was created to represent the state of the wiki in the past months, don't take it so seriously. Also, I'd like to thank VexTheVexian for his idea of the fake (!) Deletion and Stub templates on Level 𝕌 take a look at the other page after you've finished reading this one. This is more like a rant than an actual level, but I had to make it. If I offend you by the content present here, I will try harder to offend you more next time.


Level [big_number] is the [enormous_ordinal_number_+_1] level of the Backrooms. It's generally inhabited by the adventurers that get trapped there and by the [weird_game_reference].

Survival Difficulty: Class [big_number]

A lot very extremely unsecure

A lot very so much unsafe wow

A lot very whole lotta entities

A lot very strictly uninhabitable

[unfunny_among_us_reference]

Description

Level [very_big number] is so dangerous. It's dangerous. I can't even describe how dangerous the level is. Level [massive_number] is estimated to be [colossal_number] square kilometers long. It's very very very long. It's huge. Gigantic. Immensely humongous and large. We also have a very big grassy field, but no one cares about that.

Upon entering the level, you will be received by [exaggerated_number] Partygoers that will try to devore you, this is to keep the level safe and protected from unwanted explorers, and was implemented by [random_undetailed_group]. They also control the level in general, keeping the area away from [random_unfunny_meme_entity] and [unfunny_meme_entity_variant].

It was discovered by [inactive_fandom_user] and by [inactive_user's_friend]. It also [brief_reference_of_unfunny_and_overused_meme] Did I say that the level has [very_dangerous_characteristic] that will kill you [microscopic_decimal_number] miliseconds after entering the level?

In Level Metalanguage (new name!), you can also find [undetailed_forgotten_lore] wandering around the vents of the level. nEvEr LiCk ThE dUsT! Seriously. Why would you lick the dust of the ventilation system?

This level also has a room (sub-level) system, that you can find after you walk [unnecessary_long_number] kilometers away from the place that you entered. Is that sub-level room system actually necessary? No, this is just a filler for my page to have the "minimum" quantity of bytes. Also, why not? The only thing that matters is to enter the longest pages ranking...

Sub-Level 1

Sub-Level 1 is the first of the four sub-levels present. There, you can find everything trashy and below that happens in the Backrooms Fandom wiki. Do you want people breaking Rule 4 constantly? We have it. Edit-crammers that don't really care about the quality of pages? We also have it. Users copying Wikidot everytime? Milestone pages still being created? Zalgo spammers? Multiple Partygoer clones? It's all yours.

Sub-Level 2

Sub-Level 2 is basically the same place as the previous sub-level, but with even more toxicity (if it's even possible). People that did more harm than good to the Backrooms wiki wanting to be sysops, vandalizing other wikis for what they received backlash here (below the minimum fandom age, specifically), and everything you think would fit in Total Drama Island.

Sub-Level 3

Surprisingly, Sub-Level 3, defying all laws of common sense, gravity, space-time and whatever theory that you believe in, is even worse than the previous sub-level. There, people generally create pages used solely to spam a single character to gain their valious bytes, to see how many different people can edit a page, and mistake the purpose of community and pages! Very cool!

Sub-Level 4

Like sub level 3, but childish arguments break out every second. People are creating pages that are straight out very detailed sexual content infused with 1nc3st, calling moderators serious slurs, creating drama about the wikidot and the fandom and other worse things.

Colonies and Outposts

Level [astronomical_number] has colonies and entities. Here are some of them:

[unfunny_reference_to_ Among_Us]

  • This colony has ["funny"_number] members (estimated);
  • The founder and leader of the colony is [semi_unknown_fandom_user];
  • ["SCARY"_ALL_CAPS_MESSAGE];
  • [ANOTHER_ALL_CAPS_MESSAGE].

[unfunny_reference_to_Spongebob]

  • This outposts has around [another_funny_number] integrants;
  • [unexpected_long_zalgo_sentence];
  • The voices. Oh my god, the voices. I can't stand the voices!

Entities

[insert_fandom_inside_joke]

This entity was discovered in Level [are_you_still_reading_number] by [fandom_user_that_only_makes_jokes]. It is extremely dangerous! Don't stay next to it, or you will have your organs ripped out of your body very quick.

Also, any entity that you want can be found in this level. Why not? Just use your imagination, man. None of this even is real, it's just a bunch of bytes combinated with each other.

The Langalangs

The Langalangs are people who speak langa, a highly advanced language that the only sound made is Langalang. The People are friendly and wear plastic shirts everywhere they go. They walk around aimlessly and be stupid. We asked a Langalang if he could explain what life was like an a daily basis, they responded with "Langalang" Which roughly translates to "Get the hell out of my face!"

Entrances and Exits

Entering Level Metalanguage

  • You have a 0.[103_zeros]69% chance to enter this level by doing a backflip and listening to Donda Chant 3 times while in Level 0.
  • By spitting on a partygoer's face and telling him "ratio + yb better" on Level Fun, you may get here.
  • You could get here by spamming 1,800,000 Negative Squared Latin Capital Letter B's on a Backrooms Fandom wiki page.

Exiting Level Metalanguage

  • If you reach a computer with WiFi and create a whole saga of levels talking about Gacha, you will go to the Deletion Center.
  • Spamming the wiki with undetailed levels above 10 digits and being sad when they get deleted will send you to my Hall of Shame.
  • Interacting and communicating by creating a page rather than making a post or entering the discord in the Backrooms Wiki will send you to Coolcolapple's bedroom.

Extras

To make the level complete, don't forget to:

  • Sprinkle tons of categories that don't fit the content;
  • Add some 'yo mama' jokes anywhere;
  • Of course; putting some fart and poop references, maybe recurring to Stinky Steve sometimes;
  • Powder these personalities: Obama, Splatoon, Joe Biden, Roblox, Among Us, Stick Bug, Friday Night Funkin, Spongebob, Partygoer, Brazil, Snipeegrounds, Doki Doki Literature Club, John Cena and Fortnite;
  • Don't forget to mince some exclamation marks with the number 1, a ton of emojis and caps lock.
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