"I'm hearing voices. They're talking to me. They're dissing my girl. [Pause]
What's with these homies dissing my girl? Why do they got a front?
What did we ever do to these guys [Pause]
That made them so violent?"
- Bob (Presumed dead)
Bob was a M.E.G. researcher that we sent to Level Weezer to explore, and that was his final broadcast. He was an exceeding researcher, and his loss will have a great effect on future exploration.
Contents
Description
A photo taken by bob.
Level Weezer is an extremely infamous level due to the losses taken from its anomalous properties. It was originally logged on September 7, 1994. Level Weezer appears to be a high school party with instruments strewn on the ground, and sports posters strung on the walls. The party seems like it was frozen in time. Bob found this extremely unsettling.
Level Weezer causes hallucination of voices that "diss your girl", and cause you to see weezers that cannot be seen without hallucinations. It can have an extreme affect on mental health, and it continues even after leaving the level, giving it the extreme mental hazard notice.
Entity(s)
Weezers
Weezers dress just like Buddy Holly, and repeatedly call you Mary Tyler Moore. You should not care what they say about you anyways, because you shouldn't care bout that. They appear whenever you are hallucinating, and are not hostile, they are only a mental hazard.
Knockers
" Theres a Bang bang knockin' on the door. Another bang bang get down on the floor. Oh no, what do I do? Oh shit I lost my shoe. Oh my god now I can't run and I can't kick. What's the matter with me I'm feeling sick. "
- Bob
Knockers are creatures that knock on the various doors found across the level, and if they open the door whoever they see will be killed instantly, and can cause people they don't see to be sick.
Colonies and Outposts
Cuomo's Colony
Cuomo's Colony was the first and only founded colony of Level Weezer
- Largest
- Lots of resourses
- Has ways to prevent the mental hazards from lasting
Shriner Outpost
Shriner Outpost is the only outpost, welcoming to all.
- Shops
- Lots of food
- Entertainment 😉(To combat mental hazards)
Entrances and Exits
Entrances
- Commit bestiality in any level (The way Bob entered)
- Singing any weezer song into a microphone in any level
- Absolutely DESTROYING anyone at guitar hero in Level 3999
Exits
- Touching grass can lead you to Level 6969
- Playing the riff to any song on the blue album can lead you to almost any level.
