This is the first interview of a puffball, which ended in disaster, due to the violent nature of the puffball interviewed. The recording was corrupted, and only the audio remains, which is also slightly corrupted.
Unknown guard: Are we recording?
Unknown researcher: Yes.
Puffball 1: Hello, human. What are you doing here?
Unknown researcher: We wanted to ask you a few questions.
(Sound of papers being shuffled)
Unknown researcher: It says here that your name is... Gabriel.
Puffball 1: Yes, and I'd rather you call me that than whatever other undignified names you have.
Unknown researcher: Now, is there an exit to this entire place?
Puffball 1 "Gabriel": Not that I know of. Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you.
Unknown guard: Are you sure this is worth it, Dr. █████?
Unknown researcher: Yes, I am sure. I want to know more about these things.
(Hyperpop music can be heard, likely from Gabriel)
Unknown researcher: Gabriel, how were you created, or born?
Gabriel: My parents were by themselves, and I was just there.
Unknown researcher: How many are in your group?
Gabriel: Around 96 of my species, and 4 humans.
(Sound of paper being flipped)
Unknown researcher: You're playing music with your body. How does that work?
Gabriel: It happens automatically. I do not know.
Unknown guard: He sounds a bit angry. Should we stop, █████?
Unknown researcher: Relax, ████. He's not gonna kill us. Now, Gabriel, what do you that humans have created?
Gabriel: In episode 46, Kakyoin-
(Audible slap noise)
Unknown guard: Shut.
Unknown researcher: What's your favorite food?
Gabriel: Cheesecake.
Unknown guard: Damn it, we forgot to bring some food.
Unknown researcher: Calm down, ████, you're getting on my nerves. So, Gabriel, you like Jo-
Gabriel: Yes.
Unknown researcher: It's not on this list of questions, but what kind of ice cream do you-
Gabriel: Yes.
Unknown researcher: What do you know about the man with a keyhole for a face?
Gabriel: I don't know. You're starting to annoy me.
(The music from Gabriel stops)
Unknown researcher: Is he gonna hurt us?
Unknown guard: You said he wouldn't, but I have my gun just in case- Wait, where'd it g-
(Gunshots can be heard)
Gabriel: You look better covered in your own blood.
End of recording
Other transcripts
- The Formless encounter
- Cosmic Puffball encounter
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