Description
The Bowler is a humanoid shaped being, being heavily distorted at that. He can speak any language fluently, and has an abnormal way of speaking to any entity too. He can move at a normal human speed but he has the Intelligence Quotient of around 427. He mostly wears a neon bowling suit, but can be seen wearing casual clothing such as, shorts, sweatpants, and other loose clothing. The bowling outfit has a name tag, that says ██ █████, it is unknown why you cant read it, but it seems to censor itself. His face will be covered by a mask, it is presumed he extracted the darkness from Level 6 and/or The Void, as you can put your hand through it.
Any photo taken of this entity will either distort, turning into tv static, or, if the photo is taken with the Bowlers mask off, it will turn into crude child's drawing of him with a tall woman and a child, in a field of wheat. In the top right corner, it says, "ill miss you daddy", it is thought it is written by a child based on the hand writing. All the faces seem to have blurs, covering their actual face. Always ask before taking a photo, or you will most likely cause him to try to send you to a dangerous level, but the glowfolk will try to stop him if that happens.
Behaviors
This entity has been tested throughout the years, because of his acceptance to be thoroughly found out, we have tested him with humans and other entities, and here we will list all the reactions.
Controlled Entity Meeting Number 4: The Bowler and Redston
The Bowler: "Oh, not you again."
Redston: "I don't wanna be here as much as you don't want me to be here. Lets get down to business."
The Bowler: "Alright, alright. What do you need? Do you wanna make the level safer or something?"
Redston: "That is a good idea."
The Bowler: "Well I can't, my friends like the place, and all you've done is kick them to the arcade."
Redston: "Your "friends" are nothing but a threat to every wanderer that comes to the level! I had no choice!"
The Bowler: "And then we got those faceless people that like playing but you caused them to go to the end of the alley!"
Redston: "Every time they interact with a wanderer a fight breaks out! Is this really what you want?"
The Bowler: "Right! Haha... The wanderers.. The same people that would kill any entity if they wanted to. They could make us go extinct!"
Redston: "The Wanderers are scared of us! You know that, I know that! Maybe they wouldn't attack us if this place they call hell wasn't so dangerous!"
The Bowler: "My ████ and my ████████ were killed by the so called wanderers, why would I help them? The only reason I'm friendly is cause I know peoples past, and how their life was in their world. That's why some of the wanderers I toss them where karma gets them!"
Redston: "If you DID help them, that'd insure that nothing like that would happen again! Not every wanderer is the same, you know. If I had a problem with one of the wanderers here, I'd send them to their doom as well, but we help them so none of us get killed! They have us documented, they know what we're capable of! That's why they attack us all the time!"
The Bowler: The Bowler Grumbles "Whatever, not like I can bring them back... I'll think about removing the hostiles, there is no guarantee though. This place shifts and moves to it's own free will. Just while I'm at the hotel, take good care of my place, anything gets ruined, you will regret talking to me, got it?"
Redston: "Right. If you mess with anything at the hotel, I'll do something small."
The Bowler: "Got it."
CONVERSATION END
Controlled Entity Meeting Number 15: The Bowler and A Partygoer, through hardened glass.
The Bowler: The Bowler looks at the glass. "Who the hell made this monstrosity, a 5 year old?"
Partygoer: "Would you like some cake? =)"
The Bowler: "I guess?" The Bowler looks back, sniffs the air and takes off his mask to breathe. "Why does that smell like wanderers flesh?"
Partygoer: "Shhh~ That's the special ingredient."
The Bowler: "What does M.E.G. call you?"
Partygoer: "We love parties! Would you wanna go? =)"
The Bowler: Bangs on the one way glass "Lemme out, I don't wanna be with that. . . thing."
CONVERSATION END
Controlled Human Meeting Number 21: The Bowler and M.E.G. operative Kelly.
Kelly: "I am going to ask a set amount of questions and then I will answer yours, okay?"
The Bowler: Nods Silently
Kelly: "What level do you reside in and what level did you come from?"
The Bowler: "I reside in The Bowling alley, or Level 1150 as you guys call it. And I come from a war in Vietnam."
Kelly: "That's odd. . . but how old are you?"
The Bowler: "280 Human years old."
Kelly: "Okay. . . that's it! Any questions for me?"
The Bowler: "Do you have any children?"
Kelly: "Yeah, a daughter, why?"
The Bowler: "I used to too."
Kelly: "Oh. . . Stop the recording." She also states she felt immense guilt
The recording ended, operative Kelly was found dead to her own hands, due to the guilt it is presumed.
Controlled Human Interaction Number 27: The Bowler and M.E.G. operative, Johnson.
Johnson: "Hello, Entity 333, you watch over Level 1150, why do you do so?"
The Bowler: "My ████████ used to love bowling."
Johnson: "'Used to'?"
The Bowler: "You guys killed her."
Johnson: "I'm sor-"
The Bowler: "Don't lie, you don't care, I can tell. Do you have any friends? What are they're names?"
Johnson: "That's not on the question lis-"
The Bowler: "Answer the question."
Johnson: After the interview the operative stated that he felt immense guilt "O-operative Norman, and operative Jamie."
The Bowler: "Jamie killed both of them."
Johnson: "Both?"
The Bowler: "My ████"
Johnson "Cut the recor-"
The Recording Ended Suddenly, it has been months since Operative Jamie has been in contact with M.E.G., we are unknown about his wearabouts.
CONTROLLED HUMAN INTERACTION NUMBER [REDACTED], HUMAN MALE CHILD
The Bowler: "Hello child." The Bowler takes off his mask, and █████s softly
CHILD: "H-Hey... why does your face look like that?"
The Bowler: "That doesn't matter, not anymore." An overly sense of relief goes over everyone in a 10 meter radius.
CHILD: "Okay..." The child hugs The Bowler.
The Bowler: "Do you like bowling? And if so, would you like to go with me to go bowling?"
CHILD: "Yes!"
The Bowler "Great! Let's go!" The Bowler exits the building, cradling the child, M.E.G. operatives try to stop him but they get immense guilt as they approach him to stop him, so they let him go, even though the child might be in danger THE CHILD ENJOYS PLAYING.
[THIS ENTIRE INTERACTION IS FULLY CENCORED AND REDACTED BESIDES THAT ANOTHER CHILD, FEMALE THIS TIME, AND AN ADULT FEMALE GOT TAKEN, TO SOMEPLACE UNKNOWN IN LEVEL 1150. IT IS ALSO KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC THAT THE FEMALE WAS THE CHILD'S MOTHER AND THEY HAVE SAID TEHY ARE IN A WIERD SUBLAYER OF THE LEVEL They are all safe in a place of pure bliss and joy, don't even think of taking them back, they love it here. If you wanna enter my world you must figure out this riddle. I am colorful in a place of color, I am bright in a place of brightness, I bring joy, but at a cost. Shall you find me, interact with me and I will give you notes on how to enter..]