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A message from our Emperor
Of all the groups in the backrooms, certainly we are the most glorious. Some people may disagree with that assesment. But of all the groups, we are the only ones to have discovered the secret of Cashew Water. We now have the ability to manipulate the very forces in the backrooms that have antagonized us for so many years. We have discovered a method to use Cashew Water to tame entities. We are now have a legion of over 100 entities at our disposal that includes insanities, hounds, deathmoths, skin-stealers, smilers, and over 30 other types. We've even managed to tame a number voidforms originating from the outer darkness itself. What other group can claim that?
With our army of entities, we will finally be able to bring peace to this hellish place. Once the backrooms are unifed under our benevolent rule, we will remake it into a paradise. No group will prevent us from attaining our glorious destiny. The MEG, the UBA, the OFSEB, The Society, even the Backrooms Colonists will eventually submit to our just authority. Truly, with the power of Cashew Water we will become the Gods of a new and perfect world.
You, Gary, are a part of this destiny. The work you do for us is meaningful. When we finally manage to conqueor the backrooms, we will establish a new and perfect order. In this utopian society, you will no longer be a mortal, you will be a God. However, for this to occur, we must all work in unison towards this purpose. For you to achieve your destiny Gary, you must submit fully and totally to our order. There must be no doubts, no uncertainties, no crisies of faith. Whoever you were before you came here, you are one of us now. Remeber that Gary, you are one of us.
Hierarchy
Welcome new member! We are glad to have within in our ranks. Now that you've joined us, you probably want to know something about our basic structure. If so, you've come to the right place.
Patricians
Patricians are high ranking members of our empire. The title of Patrician is given to citizens of our empire who live within our central base as opposed to those stationed in our outposts. However, Patricians who are later assigned to outposts may keep their title. The Emperor, Senators, and Magistrates are all Patricians
Emperor
Our glorious emperor is the founder and current leader of our group. He lived in ancient Rome before entering the backrooms. Despite entering the backrooms thousands of years ago, he has only experienced a fraction of that time subjectively because of various temporal anomalies. Although he is the final authority, he has delegated most of his authority to the Senate.
The Senate
The Senate are the supreme legislative authority of our empire. The Senate is composed of both Patrician Senators and Plebian Senators who are each elected by their respective class. Only Patricians can hold the highest Senatorial offices.
Plebians
Plebians are lower ranking members who are still proving themselves to the empire. They often hold positions of far-off outposts.
Centurians
The most important human rank in the entity legions are Centurians who command 100 entities. It has been found that many entities possess a form of intelligence and can organize themselves without constant our constant involvement, allowing us to spend more of our time on command rather than brute labor.
Trainors
One of the lowest ranking positions. Trainors are responsible for the training of entities. This position is often given to new recruits.