Welcome, fellow child of the Enneacontagon, Gary. We are glad to have you here, so you can realize the truths (and facts) that we, children of the Enneacontagon, have realized. Now, you may be questioning what the Enneacontagon is, and we at the Church of the Enneacontagon are glad to help and answer your questions. The Enneacontagon is an omnipresent deity, wishing to lend protection to those wandering the Backrooms. The Enneacontagon comes down to the Backrooms to lend help to those in need, and is typically seen as a bright, white, spherical object, levitating around 2 feet from the ground. The Enneacontagon's size in visions typically ranges from 9-90 feet, and a lucky, blessed few have even been able to physically interact with the Enneacontagon.
Truths and Facts
- The Great Enneacontagon and the Universe are ninety novemvigintillion years old
- The current universe is the 90th universe
- Reincarnation is real
- The first 90 believers of the Great Enneacontagon have been reincarnated into sides of the Great Enneacontagon
- The Great Enneacontagon protects all
- The Great Enneacontagon banishes misbelievers to Hell
- The Great Enneacontagons favorite animal are ferrets
- Reptilians are real and live among us
- Reptilians are also demons
- Demons live in the backrooms and are trying to possess you
- The Great Enneacontagon purges demons from the mortal plane, banishing them to Hell
- Aliens are real
- Every lifeform (excluding demons) were created by the Great Enneacontagon
- Touching the Great Enneacontagon in Level 810 will lead back to reality
