Audio Log - ██/██/████; Unknown Recording:
Preface: Hello? Anyone here? There's... nothing here. What the hell?
<BEGIN LOG>
Doors slam open, fast-paced footsteps can be heard.
Person 1: Sir, ████████ has dropped dead. We were trying to run experiments, and-
Person 2: What? I told y'all to keep him protected! How does every entity we assign the number 42 just keep dropping dead?
Person 3: Wouldn't be the first time it has happened.
Person 1: Well, unfortunately, we'll have to fi-
Screams of agony come from Person 1.
Person 2: Dear lord, what the fuck has gotten into you?
Windows and doors slam. Lights flicker.
Static.
Person 2: Don't fucking die on m-
Person 3: It's no use, ████████ ████████; he's a goner.
Person 2: Well, I d-
Static
Person 3: Our best course of action now is to-
Static
Person 3: The M-
Static
Person 2: The audio's cutt-
Static
Person 2: Sav-
<AUDIO CUT OFF>
Summary:
Jesus Christ. I didn't expect that.