Audio Log - ██/██/████; Unknown Recording:
Preface: Hello? Anyone here? There's... nothing here. What the hell?
<BEGIN LOG>
Doors slam open, fast-paced footsteps can be heard.
Person 1: Sir, ████████ has dropped dead. We were trying to run experiments, and-
Person 2: What? I told y'all to keep him protected! How does every entity we assign the number 42 just keep dropping dead?
Person 3: Wouldn't be the first time it has happened.
Person 1: Well, unfortunately, we'll have to fi-
Screams of agony come from Person 1.
Person 2: Dear lord, what the fuck has gotten into you?
Windows and doors slam. Lights flicker.
Static.
Person 2: Don't fucking die on m-
Person 3: It's no use, ████████ ████████; he's a goner.
Person 2: Well, I d-
Static
Person 3: Our best course of action now is to-
Static
Person 3: The M-
Static
Person 2: The audio's cutt-
Static
Person 2: Sav-
<AUDIO CUT OFF>
Summary:
Jesus Christ. I didn't expect that.Entity Number (Formerly): 42
Habitat (Formerly): ???
Description
████████ used to resemble a ████████ of ██████ origin until his untimely death on ██/██/████.
We are still looking into it.
██████ █████: Holy shit, what the hell are we doing? This is like the 5th fucking entity numbered 42 that's just dropped dead within minutes of assignment.
███ █████████: I understand your concern, but there's unfortunately nothing we can do.
██████ █████: How about you assign 42 to a entity species that doesn't have a population of ONE?
███ █████████: We've tried that already. All of them dropped dead.
██████ █████: Well I won't stand for this. Does the M.E.G. know about this occurrence?
███ █████████: I am not permitte-
██████ █████: Shut it. I'll do this myself.
███ █████████: I would not recomm-
██████ █████: "I wOulD nOT ReComMeND dOiNG tHaT." Do you know how stupid you sound? I get it, doctor. You wanna keep my ass safe. Well I don't need protection. Just because you don't have a pussy doesn't mean you have to fucking compensate by being one!
███ █████████: Calm down.
██████ █████: Sorry doctor. I'm assigning ███████████ to Entity 42. Stay out of it.Entity 42 - "Johnathan Walters"
Entity Number: 42
Habitat: Level 15
Description
Entity 42, known to the locals as Johnathan Walters, is a humanoid entity found in the halls of Level 15 fixing faulty machinery. A passive individual, Walters
Hey, we've got an emergency here.