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Audio Log - ██/██/████; Unknown Recording:

Preface: Hello? Anyone here? There's... nothing here. What the hell?


<BEGIN LOG>

Doors slam open, fast-paced footsteps can be heard.

Person 1: Sir, ████████ has dropped dead. We were trying to run experiments, and-

Person 2: What? I told y'all to keep him protected! How does every entity we assign the number 42 just keep dropping dead?

Person 3: Wouldn't be the first time it has happened.

Person 1: Well, unfortunately, we'll have to fi-

Screams of agony come from Person 1.

Person 2: Dear lord, what the fuck has gotten into you?

Windows and doors slam. Lights flicker.

Static.

Person 2: Don't fucking die on m-

Person 3: It's no use, ████████ ████████; he's a goner.

Person 2: Well, I d-

Static

Person 3: Our best course of action now is to-

Static

Person 3: The M-

Static

Person 2: The audio's cutt-

Static

Person 2: Sav-

<AUDIO CUT OFF>


Summary: Jesus Christ. I didn't expect that.

Entity Number (Formerly): 42

Habitat (Formerly): ???

Description

████████ used to resemble a ████████ of ██████ origin until his untimely death on ██/██/████.

We are still looking into it.

██████ █████: Holy shit, what the hell are we doing? This is like the 5th fucking entity numbered 42 that's just dropped dead within minutes of assignment.

███ █████████: I understand your concern, but there's unfortunately nothing we can do.

██████ █████: How about you assign 42 to a entity species that doesn't have a population of ONE?

███ █████████: We've tried that already. All of them dropped dead.

██████ █████: Well I won't stand for this. Does the M.E.G. know about this occurrence?

███ █████████: I am not permitte-

██████ █████: Shut it. I'll do this myself.

███ █████████: I would not recomm-

██████ █████: "I wOulD nOT ReComMeND dOiNG tHaT." Do you know how stupid you sound? I get it, doctor. You wanna keep my ass safe. Well I don't need protection. Just because you don't have a pussy doesn't mean you have to fucking compensate by being one!

███ █████████: Calm down.

██████ █████: Sorry doctor. I'm assigning ███████████ to Entity 42. Stay out of it.

Entity 42 - "Johnathan Walters"

Entity Number: 42

Habitat: Level 15

Description

Entity 42, known to the locals as Johnathan Walters, is a humanoid entity found in the halls of Level 15 fixing faulty machinery. A passive individual, Walters

INTERCOM: All M.E.G. operatives to Level 15. Emergency protocol.
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