Audio Log - ██/██/████; Unknown Recording:
Preface: Hello? Anyone here? There's... nothing here. What the hell?
<BEGIN LOG>
Doors slam open; fast-paced footsteps can be heard.
Person 1: Sir, ████████ has dropped dead. We were trying to run experiments, and-
Person 2: What? I told y'all to keep him protected! How does every entity we assign the number 68 just keep dropping dead?
Person 3: Wouldn't be the first time it has happened.
Person 1: Well, unfortunately, we'll have to fi-
Screams of agony come from Person 1.
Person 2: Dear lord, what the f__k has gotten into you?
Windows and doors slam. Lights flicker.
Static
Person 2: Don't f__king die on m-
Person 3: It's no use, ████████ ████████; he's a goner.
Person 2: Well, I d-
Static
Person 3: Our best course of action now is to-
Static
Person 3: The M-
Static
Person 2: The audio's cutti-
Static
Person 2: Sav-
<AUDIO CUT OFF>
Summary: Jesus Christ. I didn't expect that.Maybe the last words of Person 2 was saying "Save Yourselfs"? Idk.. You, Edit this and tell us what you think he said.
Entity Number (Formerly): 68
Habitat (Formerly): ???
Description
████████ used to resemble a ████████ of ██████ origin until his untimely death on ██/██/████.
We are still looking into it.
Preface: Radio communications. Names are redacted for security purposes.
██████ █████: Holy s__t, what the hell are we doing? This is like the 5th f__king entity numbered 68 that's just dropped dead within minutes of assignment.
███ █████████: I understand your concern, but there's unfortunately nothing we can do.
██████ █████: How about you assign 68 to a entity species that doesn't have a population of ONE?
███ █████████: We've tried that already. All of them dropped dead.
██████ █████: Well I won't stand for this. Does the M.E.G. know about this occurrence?
███ █████████: I am not permitte-
██████ █████: Shut it. I'll do this myself.
███ █████████: I would not recommend doing tha-
██████ █████: "I wOulD nOT ReComMeND dOiNG tHaT." Do you know how stupid you sound? I get it, doctor. You wanna keep my azz safe. Well I don't need protection. Just because you don't have a pussy doesn't mean you have to f__king compensate by being one!
███ █████████: Calm down.
██████ █████: Sorry doctor. I'm assigning ███████████ to Entity 42. Stay out of it.Entity 68 - "Johnathan Walters"
Entity Number: 68
Habitat: Level 15
Description
Entity 68, known to the locals as Johnathan Walters, is a humanoid entity found in the halls of Level 15 fixing faulty machinery. A passive individual, Walte
INTERCOM: All M.E.G. operatives to Level 15. Emergency protocol.
FATAL ERROR 251: NAME REDACTION SOFTWARE HAS STOPPED FUNCTIONING. FIX IMMEDIATELY.
Millie Kelsy: Can't Level 15 wait? I'm trying to-
INTERCOM: Subject of interest - Jonathan Walters. Acting insane.
INTERCOM: Cameras and lights down. Proceed with caution. 5 minutes pass. INTERCOM: Threat neutralized. Return to original posts.
Entity 68 - "The Partypoopers"
Derrick hammond: Hold the f__k up, Mrs. Kelsy. You can't just move The Partypoopers to Entity 68 without-
Millie Kelsy: I bet you I can. It's already too la-
An unknown period of time passes.
Derrick hammond: Goddamnit. They're all dead. Look what you did, Kelsy. Look what you started.
Millie Kelsy(?): Oh, I know what I'm doing. That's why I'm communicating through radio, not face-to-face. =)
Derrick Hammond: s__t. You're one of them...
Millie Kelsy(AKA a partygoer now. ): Well played. I think it's time to celebrate, don't you think? =)
Derrick hammond: YOU F__KING BASTARD-
[Audio end]
Didn't Millie Act Sus? She Was A =) This Whole Time...
Why is this not Partypoopers? They still exist in The Promised Land!
Let's just assign Entity 67 to another entity and assign the partygoers to Entity 68, Don't you agree- Wait no ones listening except the ones who have good WiFi somehow.