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Author’s Notice: This is a continuation of A brief history of the M.E.G.’s very good total lack problems. Read that first!


[#M.E.G. TELEGRAM]{Agent Monono—Mononoke, sorry, broadcasts! Sorry I mislabeled this intercepted letter as a telegram, must have got it confused with what I am writing, which is a telegram, but this is dire! We only yesterday purged partygoer broadcasts, and, just read it.}

Hello=)


=)

Hello we=)

Hello we are=

It’s so difficult to write this way, but we are coping =) we are adapting.

=)=)=)

It hurts to not write =) on everything, should I cross that out? But we are getting better at ignoring the pain. Looking at this letter, the M.E.G. haven’t halted us. The M.E.G. has just made it more difficult to tell who we are.

In other news, we are HAPPY congratulate you and appreciate your efforts. =) dammit I need to remember to write those on the other paper We don’t know how you made that man do it, but every blow against those killjoys is a win for us.

[#M.E.G. TELEGRAM]{Agent Mononoke broadcasts. Just imagine how convincingly human they’d sound if they could delete text instead of crossing it out, which they can do online.}
[#M.E.G. TELEGRAM]{Agent Casanova broadcasts. All we’d need is to implement a policy of proving that you’re human in order to organize.}
[#M.E.G. TELEGRAM]{Agent Mononoke broadcasts. Yes, but it would never be foolproof. A verified human being could get turned, or a party host could hack someone… Even if you had to prove your humanity each time, there’d be plenty of work-arounds. Not to mention that KILL EVERYONE might be mad enough to help them.}
[#M.E.G. TELEGRAM]{Agent Casanova broadcasts. Good point. I don’t know what to do here. Just make sure to burn these telegrams, I’m supposed to be missing.}





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