Contents
- 1 1/2/25, Chinatown, Mexico: 11:09 PM
- 2 Up in moviesign's lounge
- 3 Transmission Starting
- 4 11:20 PM, somewhere under North America
- 5 Back to the mods
- 6 In a bunker underground in Asia 12:08
- 7 Somewhere in Europe
- 8 The coolcolapple mafia
- 9 Memers do be meming
- 10 Intermission
- 11 Why do cardboard men exist
- 12 Somewhere in Asia
- 13 FUN =) with Relatives
- 14 Cinderblocks are food
1/2/25, Chinatown, Mexico: 11:09 PM
[Begin Log]
It's been almost 2 years ever since it spread. Chaos runs through the street, and rubble's everywhere. When the world needed them most, they left. The few that remained couldn't handle it, and were overrun by the amount of partygoing roleplayers. I'll never call those wannabe bastards a true partygoer. They may have become one with them, but they ain't shit. My time is short, but I've recorded this to tell people that the world is no longer a safe place. Those roleplayers have become one with the partygoers, they WILL hunt you down.
The government has fallen, and over 5 billion people were infected.
(creak)
Oh god, not a cliche end, anything but that- FUN FUN FUN- AH SHIT AH-
(connection terminated)
(don't use McDonalds wifi)
Hello everybody my name is-
Up in moviesign's lounge
OG: If i'm being honest, this was quite a nice break from moderating all of those children
Movie: yeah, we've been in space for 2 years, chilling out. You could say that we retired
OG: True, wonder how it's all going
Egglord: Don't worry about it, it will all be fine
Puppybork: Tenemos una transmisión desde la tierra eggy
Egglord: Really? Show me, I bet they are fine
Puppybork: Sí, pero por lo que sabemos, podrían estar en algún tipo de problema
Setacraft: (playing starcaft)
Transmission Starting
Hello, my name is Walther Wither, there has been an invasion of those kids, and the infection is spreading rapidly as well, to the point where adults are being infected. Over 1 BILLION PEOPLE have been infected!?
(ahem cough)
*coughs* You see, my name has a curse, which is when you turn 25 you wither away. Anyways that is my life story true story hope you enjoyed it, but anyways, we need some people to help us get rid of them, wherever you went.
Soulsorrow, Seta, OG, Puppybork, Sylasllol, Egglord, Moviesign, help us, we need you more than ever, and only you can stop it.
(connection terminated)
3/3/23
Puppybork: Oh buen dios, ¿qué diablos pasó?
Soulsorrow: What should we do? They need us I think
Puppybork: Creo que es bastante obvio
Moviesign: God dammit, and we were about to pass kepler
Everyone: Aww man what the fu- eEEEAHHHHHHHHH- NOOOOO-
Egglord: *coughs*
Egglord: TO THE EGGMOBILE
As they head off to get back to earth, havoc is still being rekt upon the world.
11:20 PM, somewhere under North America
[A device starts beeping...]
E6621275: Holy-
E6621275: I never thought this day would come...
E6621275: They left us 2 years ago... I thought they would never come back
E6621275: I need to prepare, and tell the others that the mods are finally back. There may be a chance to save this world after all...
Руссиа: Ит ис тиме (it is time)
Back to the mods
Puppybork: Ey papi's found this perro video
SoulSorrow: Oh? Mind if I see it?
Egglord: Go ahead papi
SoulSorrow: Thanks, also since when did you speak-
(Egglord covers SoulSorrow's mouth and whispers into his ear, idk mafia stuff or something, who am I to know?)
Movie: How long until we reach earth, Hol?
Hol 950: 1 month, Dave
SoulSorrow: Move your slow ass faster, dumb bot
Hol 950: Don't make me break the laws of robotics, Dave
Egglord: SHUT UP BEFORE I POACH YOU AND EAT YOU LIKE AN EGG
Seta: Damnnn
Puppybork: You a cannibal?
Egglord: Yeah...
OG: God damn, just got exposed so damn hard
Hol 950: Here's some advice, Dave. You can shut the fuck and fucking wait until we land into earth you piece of-
(30 second block)
OG: Let me see earth through the scope- oh god...
Puppybork: ay yi yi, no beuno
Setacraft: Uh wow
This is insane, how did it get here... how?
In a bunker underground in Asia 12:08
Bill: What the fuck? This infection is worse than class deadzone levels.
Normal: I know, for now lets stay here. If we go outside without anything it will be a class 5.
Suddenly, partygoers raid the bunker.
Normal: Holy fuck lets go LETS GO.
Bill: ON IT.
After they fled the whole country..
Normal: I have contact to E66!
Bill: Great, talk to him.
Normal: Hey this is normal, where the fuck are you?
E66: I'm in the gun continent with Руссиа right now, partygoers are everywhere.
Normal: I'm driving a plane right in, contact me later.
E66: Got it, good luck.
Normal: Your way better without your AMOGUS self.
E66: Thanks for the compliment.
Ink: Hey.
Normal: Woah your back?! Well uhh.. welcome back Ink.
Ink: I have to go call infinite and crimson real quick cya.
Normal: Cya.
Bill: Cmon, we need to find them now.
Somewhere in Europe
Infinite: This is some nice tea
Crimson: indubitably
Ink: Ah yes sire, fine tea for fancy british men
*chuckles and snorts*
Infinite: Ah, quite fine morning in a quite fine place
*rong rong*
Infinite: Ah? Why who could be calling us at this time of the afternoon, tis only 1 in the afternoon
*picks up*
Hello? Hello hello?
Infinite: Why hello good sir, how do you do on this do good fabulous day
We need some support, the mods are coming back
*spits out tea*
Infinite: THE MODS? Good god, I just realized we aren't British anymore, We are the thread mods!
Ink: yes
ok goodbye lol
*click*
Dun
The coolcolapple mafia
*radar pings*
It's been a long time since i've seen that dirty perro, slick son of a bastard.
They are finally coming back, what a suprise.
Natstarhoo: Those assholes are back? How unexepected...
And by that I mean completely expected.
member 2: hold it, they should join my dizzcord
member 1: yeap
Shut up, idiots.
I'm trying to dox myself because I'm trying to reveal my location to bring them here
realweirdgirl: Idiot, why you doxxing yourself
(epic character reveal)
CoolColApple: SHUT UP YOU THE IDIOT IDIOT
*mumbles*
Normal: What the fuck do you think your doing here you underage piece of shits?
CoolColApple: WHO ARE YOU NOOB
Normal: My name is Normal, contributor to th-
CoolColApple: BORINGGGGG
Normal: I have a fucking gun.
CoolColApple: BORINGGGGG wait what-
*1 minute of shooting later*
Normal: They are dead, now time to get to the mods.
Memers do be meming
BBBBB: Today da day lol
Intermission
Puppybork: ¿Eh? ¿Qué demonios es esto?
Puppybork: Alguien se doxó a sí mismo
OG: Huh?
Puppybork: Solo alguien sería tan estúpido como para hacer esa mierda.
Egglord and Movie: It can't be
Puppybork: Ese hijo de puta coolcolapple
*everyone gasps*
Puppybork: si, is true, that dirty bastard decided to reveal himself again.
Seta: So what are we going to do about that
Sylasllol: I really couldn't know less
Hol 950: I am back, Dave
Hol 950: I will not put up with this shit, Dave
*speedboost*
Hol 950: We will arrive in 30 seconds
Egglord: Finally
Movie: Here we go
Normal: Why am I here?
Egg: Idk ask yourself.
*blast off*
Why do cardboard men exist
Fan1: Fun=)
Fan2: Fun=)
Fan1: Fun=)
Fan3: Fu-
Fan1 and Fan2: SHUT UP IDIOT
*multiple shots land on all 3 fanboys*
E66: Well, we got rid of them
Руссиа: Индеед (indeed.)
Руссиа: Бут, вхат до ве до ас оф нов? (Well, what do we do now?)
E66: I don't really know... just wait for them to come back
Руссиа: Ах, ок (Ah, ok)
E66: Just, will we still survive by the time they get here?
Руссиа: Дон'т ворры, ит вилл бе фине (Don't worry, it will be fine)
Руссиа: Ве стилл ремаин фор а реасон (There is a reason we still remain)
E66: Wait I got a call.
Normal: E66, I'm with the mods.
E66: Great try to track down the core of what is happening right now.
Normal: It seems it's coming from the Backrooms, there's a hole to the Frontrooms in The Void.
E66: Got it, see you later.
Normal: Cya.
Somewhere in Asia
Partygoer: FUN (=
Builder: NOT NOW im playing roblox
Partygoer Come to LEVEL FUN (=
Builder: I SAID, IM PLAYING ROBLOX
Defender: BRO SHUT UP!
Builder: THERE IS A FUCKING PARTYGOER IN OUR HOUSE!
Defender: THEN KILL IT
Partygoer 1 & 2: One of us, One of us, One of-
Builder and Defender SHUT UP!!
Partygoer 1: ok
Partygoer 2: Throws knife
Builder: OW!!!
Defender: shot partygoers with machine guns
Defender: Bro.
Builder: Shut up i'm alive
Defender: Bahala ka dyaan (whatever man)
Builder: Oh someone is calling.
Normal: Hey builder.
Builder: What's up?
Normal: You have weapons right?
Builder: Yeah.
Normal: Get to The Void, there is a hole in The Void that is causing this, I'm with the moderators right now.
Builder: Got it.
Builder: Defender ready the UFO
Defender: ok
2 Hours Later
Builder: I see the hole and- OH MY GUNS THERE IS MANY PARTYGOERS
Defender: going nuts on the machine gun (imitating machine gun noise)
Builder: silent
Defender: continues
1 month, 3 weeks, 4 days, 45 hours and 45 minutes later
Builder: are you finish?
Defender:.......... Yeah
Builder: sighs
TELEPORT
Builder: ok. let's play roblox
Defender: Let's
FUN =) with Relatives
Uncle: FUN =)
*they have FUN and repeat FUN =) over and over again
Cinderblocks are food
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