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1/2/25, Chinatown, Mexico: 11:09 PM

[Begin Log]

It's been almost 2 years ever since it spread. Chaos runs through the street, and rubble's everywhere. When the world needed them most, they left. The few that remained couldn't handle it, and were overrun by the amount of partygoing roleplayers. I'll never call those wannabe bastards a true partygoer. They may have become one with them, but they ain't shit. My time is short, but I've recorded this to tell people that the world is no longer a safe place. Those roleplayers have become one with the partygoers, they WILL hunt you down.

The government has fallen, and over 5 billion people were infected.

(creak)

Oh god, not a cliche end, anything but that- FUN FUN FUN- AH SHIT AH-

(connection terminated)

(don't use McDonalds wifi)

Hello everybody my name is-

Up in moviesign's lounge

OG: If i'm being honest, this was quite a nice break from moderating all of those children

Movie: yeah, we've been in space for 2 years, chilling out. You could say that we retired

OG: True, wonder how it's all going

Egglord: Don't worry about it, it will all be fine

Puppybork: Tenemos una transmisión desde la tierra eggy

Egglord: Really? Show me, I bet they are fine

Puppybork: Sí, pero por lo que sabemos, podrían estar en algún tipo de problema

Setacraft: (playing starcaft)

Transmission Starting

Hello, my name is Walther Wither, there has been an invasion of those kids, and the infection is spreading rapidly as well, to the point where adults are being infected. Over 1 BILLION PEOPLE have been infected!?

(ahem cough)

*coughs* You see, my name has a curse, which is when you turn 25 you wither away. Anyways that is my life story true story hope you enjoyed it, but anyways, we need some people to help us get rid of them, wherever you went.

Soulsorrow, Seta, OG, Puppybork, Sylasllol, Egglord, Moviesign, help us, we need you more than ever, and only you can stop it.

(connection terminated)

3/3/23

Puppybork: Oh buen dios, ¿qué diablos pasó?

Soulsorrow: What should we do? They need us I think

Puppybork: Creo que es bastante obvio

Moviesign: God dammit, and we were about to pass kepler

Everyone: Aww man what the fu- eEEEAHHHHHHHHH- NOOOOO-

Egglord: *coughs*

Egglord: TO THE EGGMOBILE

As they head off to get back to earth, havoc is still being rekt upon the world.

11:20 PM, somewhere under North America

[A device starts beeping...]

E6621275: Holy-

E6621275: I never thought this day would come...

E6621275: They left us 2 years ago... I thought they would never come back

E6621275: I need to prepare, and tell the others that the mods are finally back. There may be a chance to save this world after all...

Руссиа: Ит ис тиме (it is time)

Back to the mods

Puppybork: Ey papi's found this perro video

SoulSorrow: Oh? Mind if I see it?

Egglord: Go ahead papi

SoulSorrow: Thanks, also since when did you speak-

(Egglord covers SoulSorrow's mouth and whispers into his ear, idk mafia stuff or something, who am I to know?)

Movie: How long until we reach earth, Hol?

Hol 950: 1 month, Dave

SoulSorrow: Move your slow ass faster, dumb bot

Hol 950: Don't make me break the laws of robotics, Dave

Egglord: SHUT UP BEFORE I POACH YOU AND EAT YOU LIKE AN EGG

Seta: Damnnn

Puppybork: You a cannibal?

Egglord: Yeah...

OG: God damn, just got exposed so damn hard

Hol 950: Here's some advice, Dave. You can shut the fuck and fucking wait until we land into earth you piece of-

(30 second block)

OG: Let me see earth through the scope- oh god...

Puppybork: ay yi yi, no beuno

Setacraft: Uh wow


This is insane, how did it get here... how?

In a bunker underground in Asia 12:08

Bill: What the fuck? This infection is worse than class deadzone levels.

Normal: I know, for now lets stay here. If we go outside without anything it will be a class 5.

Suddenly, partygoers raid the bunker.

Normal: Holy fuck lets go LETS GO.

Bill: ON IT.

After they fled the whole country..

Normal: I have contact to E66!

Bill: Great, talk to him.

Normal: Hey this is normal, where the fuck are you?

E66: I'm in the gun continent with Руссиа right now, partygoers are everywhere.

Normal: I'm driving a plane right in, contact me later.

E66: Got it, good luck.

Normal: Your way better without your AMOGUS self.

E66: Thanks for the compliment.

Ink: Hey.

Normal: Woah your back?! Well uhh.. welcome back Ink.

Ink: I have to go call infinite and crimson real quick cya.

Normal: Cya.

Bill: Cmon, we need to find them now.

Somewhere in Europe

Infinite: This is some nice tea

Crimson: indubitably

Ink: Ah yes sire, fine tea for fancy british men

*chuckles and snorts*

Infinite: Ah, quite fine morning in a quite fine place

*rong rong*

Infinite: Ah? Why who could be calling us at this time of the afternoon, tis only 1 in the afternoon

*picks up*

Hello? Hello hello?

Infinite: Why hello good sir, how do you do on this do good fabulous day

We need some support, the mods are coming back

*spits out tea*

Infinite: THE MODS? Good god, I just realized we aren't British anymore, We are the thread mods!

Ink: yes

ok goodbye lol

*click*
Dun

The coolcolapple mafia

*radar pings*

It's been a long time since i've seen that dirty perro, slick son of a bastard.

They are finally coming back, what a suprise.

Natstarhoo: Those assholes are back? How unexepected...

And by that I mean completely expected.

member 2: hold it, they should join my dizzcord

member 1: yeap

Shut up, idiots.

I'm trying to dox myself because I'm trying to reveal my location to bring them here

realweirdgirl: Idiot, why you doxxing yourself

(epic character reveal)

CoolColApple: SHUT UP YOU THE IDIOT IDIOT

*mumbles*

Normal: What the fuck do you think your doing here you underage piece of shits?

CoolColApple: WHO ARE YOU NOOB

Normal: My name is Normal, contributor to th-

CoolColApple: BORINGGGGG

Normal: I have a fucking gun.

CoolColApple: BORINGGGGG wait what-

*1 minute of shooting later*

Normal: They are dead, now time to get to the mods.

Memers do be meming

BBBBB: Today da day lol

Intermission

Puppybork: ¿Eh? ¿Qué demonios es esto?

Puppybork: Alguien se doxó a sí mismo

OG: Huh?

Puppybork: Solo alguien sería tan estúpido como para hacer esa mierda.

Egglord and Movie: It can't be

Puppybork: Ese hijo de puta coolcolapple

*everyone gasps*

Puppybork: si, is true, that dirty bastard decided to reveal himself again.

Seta: So what are we going to do about that

Sylasllol: I really couldn't know less

Hol 950: I am back, Dave

Hol 950: I will not put up with this shit, Dave

*speedboost*

Hol 950: We will arrive in 30 seconds

Egglord: Finally

Movie: Here we go

Normal: Why am I here?

Egg: Idk ask yourself.

*blast off*

Why do cardboard men exist

Fan1: Fun=)

Fan2: Fun=)

Fan1: Fun=)

Fan3: Fu-

Fan1 and Fan2: SHUT UP IDIOT

*multiple shots land on all 3 fanboys*

E66: Well, we got rid of them

Руссиа: Индеед (indeed.)

Руссиа: Бут, вхат до ве до ас оф нов? (Well, what do we do now?)

E66: I don't really know... just wait for them to come back

Руссиа: Ах, ок (Ah, ok)

E66: Just, will we still survive by the time they get here?

Руссиа: Дон'т ворры, ит вилл бе фине (Don't worry, it will be fine)

Руссиа: Ве стилл ремаин фор а реасон (There is a reason we still remain)

E66: Wait I got a call.

Normal: E66, I'm with the mods.

E66: Great try to track down the core of what is happening right now.

Normal: It seems it's coming from the Backrooms, there's a hole to the Frontrooms in The Void.

E66: Got it, see you later.

Normal: Cya.

Somewhere in Asia

Partygoer: FUN (=

Builder: NOT NOW im playing roblox

Partygoer Come to LEVEL FUN (=

Builder: I SAID, IM PLAYING ROBLOX

Defender: BRO SHUT UP!

Builder: THERE IS A FUCKING PARTYGOER IN OUR HOUSE!

Defender: THEN KILL IT

Partygoer 1 & 2: One of us, One of us, One of-

Builder and Defender SHUT UP!!

Partygoer 1: ok

Partygoer 2: Throws knife

Builder: OW!!!

Defender: shot partygoers with machine guns

Defender: Bro.

Builder: Shut up i'm alive

Defender: Bahala ka dyaan (whatever man)

Builder: Oh someone is calling.

Normal: Hey builder.

Builder: What's up?

Normal: You have weapons right?

Builder: Yeah.

Normal: Get to The Void, there is a hole in The Void that is causing this, I'm with the moderators right now.

Builder: Got it.

Builder: Defender ready the UFO

Defender: ok

2 Hours Later

Builder: I see the hole and- OH MY GUNS THERE IS MANY PARTYGOERS

Defender: going nuts on the machine gun (imitating machine gun noise)

Builder: silent

Defender: continues

1 month, 3 weeks, 4 days, 45 hours and 45 minutes later

Builder: are you finish?

Defender:.......... Yeah

Builder: sighs

TELEPORT

Builder: ok. let's play roblox

Normal: Builder, you know there are still 5 billion partygoers OUTSIDE the void?

Builder: Aw shit.

FUN =) with Relatives

Uncle: FUN =)

*they have FUN and repeat FUN =) over and over again

Someplace in China, 11(h):45(m):14(s)

RBTLRBTL:没想到派行者感染居然是真的。。。。。。(I can't believe that the partygoers infections are real......)

RBTLRBTL:我觉得我得出马了,尽管我居住的地方还没有这种现象发生,但是周围已经一个接一个的沦陷了。。。。。。唇亡齿寒可不行!(I think I have to do sth, even though where I live is still safe, but surroundings are breaking down......Without the lips, the teeth feel the cold!)

RBTLRBTL: Hello? Is there M3Builder18 speaking? ......Oh damn it, he is in somewhere completely unknowing......

RBTLRBTL:我找找我家的那几本“聊斋志异”还在不在。。。。。。什么玩意,上面怎么可能有“派行者”呢!但试试总比不试强。。。。。。(Let me see if I can find my liaozhaizhiyi in my home......Hack no, partygoers can't be on this book! But at least I have tried......)

[30 minutes later]

RBTLRBTL:???居然还真的有!上面说“派行者侵入也,其缘为网络沉迷与心智尚幼,二者去其一,此难可解”。(??? I can't believe that I really find something on this ancient book! It says "Ye Partygoer infaru, hit wesan gedon in internet overdose ge cild, gif an in hie beon hindrian, þeos wyrd cunnan beon beginnan".)

RBTLRBTL:这要怎么办呢。。。。。。(But how......)

Cinderblocks are food

Nonexistent text

OH: Hello there, Welcome to my Personal Void , Are you enjoying the page currently? We Hope so! Anyway Nice find on this easter egg!

Somewhere in Siberia

Obbyxx: Whats a nice tea Doctor made!
DoctorIGP: Thenks. Thank god the partygoers didnt make it here yet.
Colors: Yeah, that would be problem. Anyways! How much the portal will take us?
Doctor: Around few months. And I only agreed to anime because we don't have time for 3d dimensions.
Obbyxx: Oh, so should I start calling others?
Colors: Nah, they should be fine.
Obbyxx: Kinda rude, but ok.
Rubelmans: Yo, I am back- and oh, can I have some tea?
Doctor: Yeah, sure. Just do not spill it, ok?
Rubelmans: I am not an idiot. Also, I've saw something interesing.
Others: what was it?
Rubelmans: Probably a military camp for Russian soldiers. It was rich in resources and self-defense stuff.

Rubelmans uzips the bag

Doctor: Wow. This should speed up the construction of the portal.
Obbyxx: and give us some time, since we can terminate partygoers when they arri-
Colors: Did you really forgot we live IN THE SURFACE AND WE HAVE ONLY 6 HANDS FOR DEFENSE? Sure; we can defend first waves, but when they start infesting these terrains, we have no chance.
Obbyxx: Well, Doctor, our life relies on you.
Doctor: And I will not let us down.
Rubelmans: Great. Also, another hands to help would be useful, yeah?
Obbyxx: True, Rubels. I will go tomorrow find some help.

Night is approaching

Doctor: And that was a lucky day for us.
Others: True.

The next day

Doctor: Hello Obb- who is that?
Obbyxx: He is Mean Water, I've found him in a crashed train.
Rubelmans: He looks suspicious.

Obbyxx looks at water again

Obbyxx: You have a point Rubel, we should be VERY careful with him.
Mean Water: Bruh, like I just wanted a safeplace and you are treating me like a refugee when Obbyxx told me I can feel safe here.
Doctor: Well, you can always leave us and suffer outside!
Mean Water: Well, I would rather THAT than being treated like-
Colors: Who tf woke me up?! I had a very coo-

Mean Water leaves

Colors: Well Obbyxx, mission failed?

Chifeng, China

Loly: *runs intensely*
Multi: Bro, can you slow down a bit? I'm not an Olympic Sprinter
Loly: I have a reason to run.
Multi: remind me where we're going again? Serbia? I don't think Serbia's north of us.
Loly: Its Siberia, you blockhead. And we're going there because there are people there and partygoers all around- ON YOUR LEFT!

Multiple gunshots ring out in the night, before silence ensues.

Multi: Now I know why we have to run. 3 of them? When do we hit russia?
Loly: If we keep up the pace, we reach Mongolia in a week and a half. From there, we take the other transports.
Multi: Why haven't we taken anything yet? As far as I know, we can backtrack to Shenyang for a plane, instead of having to do all this running.
Loly: Don't you think I would if I could? China has been almost overrun. As far as I know, the CCP have retreated to Korea, but that's not our problem. We have to reach Siberia first.
Multi: If you say so.

Travel ensues.

Days after, nearing Siberia

Multi: How long till camp? I want to actually take a shower.
Loly: I doubt there is one where we're going. Those guys don't care about hygiene, especially that Rubel guy who contacted me.

another hour of silent driving passes, broken only by the occasional gunshots of doomed russian survivors.

Loly: here we are.
Multi: It's ON THE SURFACE?!?
Loly: You expected them to be in like a nuclear bunker or something?
Multi: Well at least not in a random house with no mounted f12k's or something!
Loly: Not even gonna respond to that. Lets meet the other survivors. Maybe they're already dead.

On that happy thought, they enter the building.

Central Ukraine

???: O-oh, s-so th-ese f-fools thought that I am d-dead? W-well...
???: Maybe most of my mafia is done..
CoolcolApple: But I am not yet. Tukaty! Track down the mods! NatStar! Get as many members as possible and prepare armory!
Tukaty and Natstar: Yes sir!
CoolcolApple: I did it wrongly last time. But this time, the CoolColApple Mafia will be a glorious group known for wiping out partygoers and ruling the world!
CoolcolApple: But first, I need to assasinate the Normal guy...
Backrooms Pacive Scientist: Yo Coolcol, Tukaty woke me up. Want to take revenge on the mods in some time?
CoolcolApple: Oh, sure! We just need to prepare. Maybe we do not have such good technologies like them, but we will get a Soviet-tier military and then we'll take on. But first...
Tukaty: You need to murder Normal? I know how to do that easily.
CoolCol: How?
Tukaty: E66.
Coolcol: Holy Flip! How did you convince him?
Tukaty: I just did a pro gamer move.
Also Tukaty: He accidentaly made a loud noise which attracted a lot of Partygoers, now the rest of the colony is treating him like a literal stranger, slaving and discriminating him. He called me which woke me up, and he said he can do anything for us just to leave his hellhole.
Backrooms Pacive Scientist: Damn bro, we can start the operation after he makes the evacuation plan.
Coolcol: Tukaty, tell him about everything. And also track down mods.
Tukaty: Yes, sir!
Coolcol: Wow, we are so very lucky this time.
Backrooms Pacive Scientist: I would not be so sure. This is onl-

Gunshots

Coolcol: Well, unlike for us, the beginning was unlucky for you, Scientist.

Ukrainian-Russian border

CoolcolApple: Here we are. Once we step foot in these russian lands, the supplies of high-grade military weapons will be endless!

Tukaty: Don't forget, we still have to find E66.

Coolcol: That can wait. the priority of supplying the CoolColApple mafia is first in line.

They see a shadowy figure lurking near one of the abandoned ticket booths.

Coolcol: Did you see that? There is most likely a person here, alone and easy to mug! Come!

Tukaty: What? I couldn't see it. Where-

He breaks off as the figure steps into the light.

Tukaty: Colors-?

Colors: Hands up. I am not sure whether anyone near our camp can be trusted.points m9

Coolcol: Relax, its just me!

Colors: What are you doing in Russia anyways?

Coolcol: Uhh, nothing, I mean, uh, sightseeing?

Colors: at this time? laughable.

Colors fires, but misses

Colors: I thought Obbyxx or Doctor got rid of you arleady.

Tukaty accidentally drops one of the loads of magazine clips, spilling them on the floor.

Colors: *picks up a clip* Ah, I see. Trying to reinstate the mafia? You'll never get close to Siberia. We won't- Ah truck I revealed our location.

Coolcol: Ol' Siberia, eh? Isn't that near Romania?

Tukaty: Its Siberia, not Serbia. Plus, its a big stretch of land, not a small country.

Colors: See you in hell, Coolcol. You'll never stop the mods!

Colors fires rapidly, Coolcol flees

In the void

Builder: What the fuck im tired of this

Defender: Not me, (imitating machine gun sound) brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre brrrrrrrrrrrre!!!

Builder: Ok im tired of this. NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!

Defender: Oh my flippin hell.

(Soviet Anthem)

Anonymous: SHUT UP!! IM PLAYING ROBLOX

Builder: Wait, You're my alt account, why are you alive?

Anonymous: Bacause-

Builder: nevermind

Defender: bUilDer kUya, cAn yOU GiVE me bObux

Builder: no

Defender: (screams) AHHHHHHHHHH (kills all entities

Builder: wears a shade

Anonymous:...

Builder: Ok lets give you some robux because you kill those motherfucking partygoers

Defender: yeah boi.

Partygoer 5: =)

Defender and Builder: SUS

In some alternate anime world

???: 最近、私たちの街の中心部に出現した奇妙な物体を見ましたか?(Have you seen the strange object that has recently appeared in the center of our city?)
???: もちろんです!(笑 ほとんどの人が見たことがある、見ないわけがない。(Well, sure! Almost everyone has seen it, it's impossible not to.)
???: 何かのポータルに見えると聞いたことがあるのですが・・・。(I've heard that it looks like some kind of portal...)
???: 不思議ですね。(Strange.)
???: これは、他の宇宙の存在を確認することになるかもしれません。(This could confirm the existence of other universes.)
???: 当局は、誰かが自らポータルから出てこない限り、ポータルが開く可能性を待って、向こう側の世界を探索するミッションを派遣することにしたのです。(The authorities have decided to wait for a possible opening of the portal, then we will send missions to explore the world on the other side, well unless someone comes out of the portal themselves.)
???: 良いアイデアですね。(Good idea.)

Back in Siberia

Obbyxx: Yes! we activated it!

Doctor: Its not done yet! I cannot be sure the radiation levels of the portal are safe. Me and Loly will work on making new suits that will ward off the radiation waves.

Doctor: In the meantime, that should free up Colors to patrol the base for unwanted visitors.

Loly: Yes, it would be a shame if the partygoers invaded at the last minute.

Obby: Speaking of partygoers, where's Rubel?

All: Oh no.

Bucharest, Romania

Coolcol: Keep searching, Nat, we'll find him somewhere! Don't forget to pick up supplies, we're running low on 5.56 ammo.

Natstar: We're running low because YOU keep on randomly firing your m4.

Coolcol: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??

Tukaty: Bro, you always get offtrack. Focus on finding E66 and other mods. Preferably Infinite or Crimson. They know things.

Coolcol:Easier said than done, coming from YOu, chilling in the control base in Ukraine.

Incoming Radio Sequence....

Coolcol: Read what the message says. Its from E66.

Tukaty: It's encrypted. It'll take at least half an hour to decode it. Send Natstar back to the airport. He'll track down E66, once we have his location. You guys keep searching for the thread mods.

Moskau Moskau in Russia

Rubels: It is so fun here =)
Partygoers: Tru =)
Rubels: Party Vodka is all we need to live! =)
Partygoers: True and relatable! =)
Everyone: Cheers =)

They drinked the vodka and sang Moskau several times while infecting the last citizens of Moscow.

Partyfan123: Hey guys, come to level fun for drinks =)

Real Partygoers: WHAT THE FU >:(

How to breath

Egglord: Aww damn! I wish noclipping was real.
OG: Yeah, the real world is a literal level fun mixed with level ! as for now.
PuppyBork: It was technically our fault as for not deleting these pages.
Setacraft: Shut up, if not that these dumb and uneducated children we would have been chilling life on terraformed Venus with Poland who suddently will can into space in the future
Puppybork: What the children did?
Setacraft: Existed, and thats enough
PuppyBork: Wow.
Egglord: Wow.
SoulSorrow: With that argument you would lose every lawsuit also Wow.
Setacraft: Bruh, my past friends who used to moderate all the vandals with me are now switching sides? Literal Italy.
PuppyBork: We still don't like them, but the argument that "they exist and are bad because of this" is just Wow.
MovieSign: Oh, can u pls stop all? We've barely entered France and such dramas are happening? Also, have you taken the boats to swim onto British islands to meet the thread mods?
Egglord: Uhh...

Egglord takes out gun

Egglord: Who had to take it

Silence

Egglord: Ok, so how much swimming will take us?
Setacraft: Are you stupid? I cannot even dive an-
Egglord: Yeah, that happens when you forgot to take the boat. Also if you cannot swim, yo stay on land.
Setacraft: Bu-
OG: These are the rules, sorry man.
Setacraft: GOD DAMNTT!

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Tukaty: Aww, god damnit!
Tukaty: The demo expired. I've just wasted my time messing with this shit.

CoolColApple calls

Coolcol: Yo Tukaty, have you tracked down the mods yet?
Tukaty: No.
CoolCol: I HAVE GIVEN YOU A FREAKING 3 DAYS AND YOU HAVE NOT TRACKED THEM DOWN YET?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!?!?!?!
Tukaty: Sorry, master, I've just tried another app...
Coolcol: Oh, that explains everything. I will send you uhh some members, because I think the mods could go north.
Tukaty: Yeah thanks, I will try to Spydevice them.
Coolcol: Oh, I also heard of this new method!
Tukaty: Yeah, and my target is the kind and least expecting it Crimson.
Coolcol: Good luck. Also, I think we will reach E66 soon due to less Partygoer count.
Tukaty: That is great.

Tundra

Obbyxx: So Guys, is the Partygoer count increasing?
Colors: No. I've heard Loly and Doctor are now messing with the properties of the teleportative substance in order to decrease fatality. They also make the portal require less fuel and develop the function of turning it off in order to not let partygoers into the anime world.
TheObbyxx: So, I will stay on the defensive position for now, you can chill for now.
Multi: Yeah, thanks Obbyxx.
Colors: Also, I am sad that Rubel failed.
Obbyxx: Yeah, damn these partygoers for that.
Multi: Obby, I do not feel tired, can I help you defend?
Obbyxx: Multi, do not risk it. I also have more experience with guns due to playing FPS games on vr.
Multi: But that was just virtual rea-
Obbyxx: Did you see me fail? We are few days away from escaping this cruel, unfair and not-well designed world, and we should keep up. What if Partygoers gave a stronger wave? We cannot give up now.
Colors: I agree with you.
Multi: Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Obbyxx: You did, okay. You both should be resting right now!
Multi: Okay, okay.

Doctor: OH GOD! I HAVE FIGURED IT OUT!
Loly: What?
Doctor: The source of the radiation is the fuel! It has too much toxicins in it so we must clean it!
Loly: We should clean it.
Doctor: True, also I could not figure how to make the portal eradicate less fuel, but we can just make it smaller. Also, the autodestruction is made out of portal just completely filling itself with the teleportation substance.
Loly: We should be done in a week.
Doctor: Yeah, just hope the guys keep it up.

A couple miles from Siberia

Obbyxx: Peering through telescope What's that? Obbyxx: Not Moskau actually, it's too big, almost as if it's in front of- AAA- Shoots gun

???: Oh what the-

The lights shine to reveal E66.

Obby: What the- E66?

E66: Hey man, It's been a rough ride. Do you have any spare clothes, or a potato sack i could borrow?

Obby: Answers first. Where are you going?

E66: Sorry man, Tukaty told me not to talk- oops.

Obby: You're with the mafia? WHERE ARE YOU GOING? TELL ME! Points gun dramatically

E66: Okok! Tukaty, he told me to go to Serbia if I escaped, I figured that's in Russia, you know, so I'm heading north. Please don't unalive me!

Obby: realises he's still got a gun and hastily puts it away Uh, sure man. I wasn't gonna kill you anyways. Where are you headed again?

E66: Serbia. It's the place in Russia with-

Obby: Hang on, Serbia isn't in *Realises* nevermind. Safe journey!

E66: Thanks man.

Ukraine

Door knocks and Coolcol enters

Coolcol: Have you tracked down the mods?

Tuckaty: Almost. I've decoded another message from E66. Let's see what it says...

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