I’ll tell you about Oberon.
“Why hello there!”
You think you might have heard this voice before. Maybe they were on television—no, this is not a celebrity.“No need to respond to anything I say. I already know who you are, and this is all prerecorded. I can tell about you anything, so long as it isn’t cognitohazardous. I have reason to believe that—even with your high position— you have questions that your superiors won’t answer. I know—I know this sounds treacherous, treasonous even! If you don’t want to ever hear my voice again you may hang up now.”
You can’t get in trouble for just listening to a prerecorded message, can you? In fact—if you hang up now, you’ll be missing potential intel on an enemy that has confidential information about the M.…Tale — Tears stained red.
You know that you’re already dead. You want to keep time, it’s—it would be better if you knew when this would end. It’s been minutes, at least. You’re in constantly increasing physical discomfort, and that’s not the worst part.
You’ve been surrounded by these monsters—monsters that just can’t wait for the last bit of you to be choked out—since the start of this agonizing hour. You can’t even hope for the end, because the idea of inflicting this onto someone else is incomprehensible.
They’re staring at you. Maybe they’re bored too. The atmosphere is even more stagnant than usual. The lifeless lights that always unnerved you are now sickening. Despite this, you stare at the lights until your eyes hurt.
You ran at first, but they ambushed you. Y…
Cat pillows— Critique, please.
- 1 Description
- 2 Behaviors
- 3 Biology
- 4 Discovery
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A cat pillow at first appears to be a non-anomalous pillow, albeit possessing a faint odor of catnip. However, it possesses special properties. When a wanderer or entity places their head atop the cat pillow for a period of time exceeding 2 minutes, cats will pour into the room at a rate of one cat per minute. The cats will cease to enter the room if either the room cannot comfortably contain more cats or the subject removes their head from atop the pillow.
Cat pillows were originally labeled as an object. However they exhibit psychic properties that ruled out this classification. These psychic properties are harmless and actually an useful asset to a w…